Feb. 8th, 2017

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[What do you do when everything has devolved into utter calamity and you are, once again, immune to Wonderlands whims? Why, mock the populace​ of course! Bill floats lazily with a single-lense pair of sunglasses on top of the water he cannot touch. It's a pool party and you all wish you weren't invited!]

“An IMMUTABLE WALL of PURE LIQUID, The IMMINENT THREAT of HYPOTHERMIA combined with a VIRUS of the FLESH EATING variety FOLLOWED by sputtering, INCOMPREHENSIBLE CHATTER?!

HEHE! Whoever's HEAD DREAMT this MESS UP has got problems- I'm taking notes!”

[Quite literally. The triangle summons a roll of parchment out of subspace, tilting right side up to snatch it up with a dramatic flourish and stand upon the waves.]

“You know what this place could REALLY USE? A-”

[and he’s gone-- wait no, just back to having his back against the water. He attempts to rise.]

“A-”

[Only to find himself face down again.]


“A-”

[And again.]


“A-”

[This time the parchment remains floating and it hits him in the face when he stands up.]


"A-- ”

[Apparently someone isn't immune to ALL the effects]

OOC: How could I resist some RESET shenanigans, come laugh at Bill's time loops or get caught in one yourself. Replies likely wont come until friday, but I'll boomerang to make up for it. Consider this a placeholder.

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