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ᴊᴀᴅᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴄʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴄᴇʀ ([personal profile] playedgod) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2015-12-14 01:31 pm

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[ well, this is a delightful predicament.

jade has wandered around portions of the mansion and has more or less figured out the story, due to polite inquiry and playing incredibly stupid. wonderland, giant mansion. potential wormholes that turn places into other weird places. all in all, a combination of curiosity and very much not where he'd like to be.

initially, he words his first greeting to the network in the form of text. ]


I require the following individuals to announce whether or not they're dead. They are listed in order of importance per bullet point.

* Peony Umpala Malkuth IX.
* Anise Tatlin, Guy Cecil, Natalia Luzu Kimlasca-Lanvaldear, Tear Grants.
* Luke fon Fabre.
* Miscellaneous individuals who claim to know who I am, but should probably be ignored.


[ it's after he's pressed send that jade realizes that some of his beloved party may not be so smart as to check to see who sent the damn thing, and so it's with a resigned sign that jade curtiss, dressed in his crisp malkuth military uniform, addresses the network with a brief video and a cheerful smile. ]

You may tell them Jade sent for them.

Additionally, is there a map available of the entirety of this mansion?
rosswood: (that's not tomato juice)

[personal profile] rosswood 2015-12-14 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
are you looking for the queen of sheba too by any chance
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

[personal profile] rosswood 2015-12-14 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
yes
but you may refer to me as "your majesty"


[Alex is not having a good day okay its time to fuck with the locals]
rosswood: (tell him we're shooting a student film)

[personal profile] rosswood 2015-12-14 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[wait what really]

are you being serious right now
you'll have to look for the emperor yourself bud. i hear he's lost his groove
rosswood: (that's not tomato juice)

[personal profile] rosswood 2015-12-14 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
try looking near updog
i hear there's lots of good shit there
rosswood: (that's not tomato juice)

[personal profile] rosswood 2015-12-14 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
about an hour
give or take
rosswood: if you don't have friends (how to make a movie)

[personal profile] rosswood 2015-12-14 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
nope
thank god too
there all dicks
rosswood: most of them could tell you their favorite radiohead song (if you lined up every white person)

[personal profile] rosswood 2015-12-14 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah one of them was this total nerd
well they were all nerds
this one was more nerd than the rest of them
and he was
especially
a dick
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

[personal profile] rosswood 2015-12-14 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
oh yeah
i can manage
i am the top manager
peak of the management thing


[TIME TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT OKAY]

so your like royalty huh
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

[personal profile] rosswood 2015-12-15 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[bitch he is the motherfuckin queen

...even if he really didn't mean for the joke to go on so long but he's smirking too hard to stop now. He's committed, damnit.]


your like a soldier guy ok then
do you have to shoot things often?
pew pew die die?
rosswood: (that's not tomato juice)

[personal profile] rosswood 2015-12-15 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
boring
come on no one watches war movies without shooting in them
you gotta have some sick stories
rosswood: (that's not tomato juice)

[personal profile] rosswood 2015-12-15 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[He'll take option b) for 500, Trebek]

oh nah you dont wanna hear about anything from me
my lifes super boring


[And then, just for kicks, he tacks an extra something on his message. It's part genuine curiosity, part testing the waters, and part just being an absolute shitheel.]

rosswood: most of them could tell you their favorite radiohead song (if you lined up every white person)

[personal profile] rosswood 2015-12-15 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
holy shit is that a bear
you sent me a bear
unbearlievable


[He's never not too low to resort to puns.

Now it's his turn]


( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

[personal profile] rosswood 2015-12-15 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
alright fine you wore me down

so when i was a kid i had this little brother right?
and i had to watch him like all the time, what a whiner he was too
i get real sick of it and i tell him to go away right

and who should hear that little wish but the
mother
fucking
goblin king


[That's right. Alex Kralie is going to bullshit his way through this one with nothing less than the plot to Labyrinth.]
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