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Dipper Pines ([personal profile] krmvgivv) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2016-01-14 03:00 am

text } chapter read and lesson learned. i turned the lights off while she burned

[It's right around 3 am when this post goes up, when all responsible people (especially 13 year old people) should be asleep.]

Why are people always telling us not to look at the sun? What is it hiding? I think there may be a conspiracy there. Someone's going on with the sun.

Why do we say "follow your dreams" when dreams are either stupid or terrifying like I know we also use it to mean things you want in the future or whatever but that's not how dreams work I mean really

Has anyone ever sneezed and kept their eyes open? Cause I've tried and it never happens. I wonder if that's to keep them from falling out.

What if we're ALL fictional? What if the reason there's no rhyme or reason to Wonderland is that we only vanish when it's convenient to the plot? What if it's even worse and we're an MMORPG and some of us are NPCs and that's why there are so many people who know each other and how would you know if you were a PC or an NPC and that's why we have so many lives oh my god Wonderland is a video game.

Who the heck named pineapples they're not pine-related or apple-related.


[................go to bed, Dipper.]

ooc: please specify when you're replying so I can decide how regretful dipper is
rosswood: (what'd you shoot this with a potato)

text; 3:31 am because sleep is clearly for the weak

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-01-14 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
are you high
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

1/2

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-01-14 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
sure kid
just stay away from those mushrooms
they're not good for you
rosswood: (tell him we're shooting a student film)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-01-14 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
i say you always gotta follow your dreams
even that weird one
the one you don't tell people about
you know what i'm saying
Edited 2016-01-14 18:41 (UTC)
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-01-14 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm not the one posting an existential crisis on a public network
rosswood: (what'd you shoot this with a potato)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-01-14 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
trying to determine whether or not we're all in a video game counts as an existential crisis
can i ask you something
rosswood: if you don't have friends (how to make a movie)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-01-14 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
you could but then you'd have to kill me
just kidding


[...Mostly.]

i'm guessing you've already heard of obsessive paranoia
what about apophenia
rosswood: (what'd you shoot this with a potato)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-01-14 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
do you by any chance spend your spare time looking for patterns in the digits of pi
rosswood: (tell him we're shooting a student film)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-01-14 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
you know i used to go to school with a guy kinda like you
you remind me a lot of him tbh
i'm pretty sure he's dead now


[Skip over the part where Alex was supposed to be the one to kill him.

He just didn't double-check all that well.]
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-01-15 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
omg
that explains everything
what if we're all characters in a tv show
that's it, dips
you cracked the code
you solved the mystery
congratulations
you can rest easy again
rosswood: (a what a fucke)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-01-15 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
well duh
like what would you do if freaking mr. clean showed up
would you tell him you knew all his secrets
is there a world where he's protector of all things bleach-worthy


[These are the thoughts Alex has late at night.]
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-01-16 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
you know the laundry guy
he's got a whole brand
some big bald dude who cares a lot about tumble dry cycles i guess
rosswood: (tell him we're shooting a student film)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-01-17 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
˜
you forgot the ~
never forget the ~
the ~ is important man
i don't even take spanish and i know that
~ is the difference between a prosperous year and a prosperous anus


[Alex. Stop.]

anyway what would you do if he showed up
tell him his life's story
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-01-19 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
definitely
that would be hilarious

alright kid
you gotta get some sleep
but one last thing:

Don't mess with things that don't have eyes.

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mviw: (SCIENTIFIC RHUBARB)

not here

[personal profile] mviw 2016-01-14 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[He did that once. He was really, really, REALLY bored.]