knackered: (♚ and three thousand miles away)
{united kingdom} ♚ {england} ♚ {arthur kirkland} ([personal profile] knackered) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2016-06-01 10:10 am

☂ first ; audio->video/action

--s like Facebook? Vine or something? Am I broadcasting live? Ah, yes, here we are.

[The feed cuts from audio to video, showing a young man holding his phone at arm's length so it can record him. He hopes he's doing this correctly as he'd hate to make a fool of himself. Being separated from his landmass and people is extremely disconcerting if not outright uncomfortable. He's met other people here, but he'd like to put a few words out there just to cover his figurative bases.]

Hello! [He smiles. His accent is very... Londoner. His eyes, if anyone cares to look into them, aren't very young at all. It's not that he doesn't seem trustworthy... just that some things don't seem to line up. And anyone who is of British citizenship may think there is something off about this young man. They may even know who he is--or not.]

I've only just arrived and I'd hoped someone would be kind enough to provide information about where we are and why? I've already heard about the closets, and that this is a twisted sort of "Wonderland." Hah! The thought is laughable.

The assistance is very much appreciated. Thank you, and good day.

[If anyone wants to approach him, for a while he'll be in the halls with a book on European architecture in his hands.]
rosswood: (a what a fucke)

you rang

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-05 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
jesus christ who invited mary freakin poppins over here
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

obstinately remains text

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-05 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
someone with an awful sense of humor apparently
hey totally off topic question here but
do you think it's possible to surgically remove a stick from someone's ass
rosswood: (tell him we're shooting a student film)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-05 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
what, on you?
that's gross dude
i don't do that butt stuff
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-05 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm no expert but i'm pretty sure the human body doesn't work like that
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-05 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
i just mean you know
to get a stick out of it you'd have to reach wayyyyyy up inside there
there'd be bowels and stuff just falling all out
it'd be disgusting





why are we talking about this
rosswood: (a what a fucke)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-05 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
what can i say welcome to wonderland
we have zombies, living mirrors, and assholes
both literal and otherwise
buckle up :)
rosswood: (a what a fucke)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-05 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
wait so are you like from 1800s or something
lol
rosswood: (that's not tomato juice)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-05 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
oh nothing
just curious since you seemed all OH PISHPOSH TUT TUT HARUMPH GOOD CRUMPET WOT
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-05 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
and you sound stuffy
your point being
rosswood: (what'd you shoot this with a potato)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-05 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
that you got a stick up your ass mate
was THAT not obvious
rosswood: if you don't have friends (how to make a movie)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-05 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
manners
that's a joke right
oh wait no it can't be
you don't have a sense of humor
rosswood: (tell him we're shooting a student film)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-05 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
oh tishtosh i SAY good sir i SAY
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-05 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
that your a dick
i mean welcome to the dick extravaganza
everyone here is a dick
you'll fit right in

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