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DAMON SALVATORE. ([personal profile] eyething) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2016-06-13 12:13 am

video; open to all

[Damon is not happy, and definitely not drunk enough for this. At first, he assumed he'd been hallucinating, on some trip after drinking bad blood. However, he has been roaming Wonderland for hours on this bright and early morning, while everyone else was likely asleep. He’s poked his head in where it doesn’t belong, waiting for the hallucination to fade. Spoilers: it doesn’t. He finally studies the communication device, accepting that this is either one very long dream or he’s actually here. Somehow. He’s on the main floor, pressed up against the marble pillar, staring up at the ceiling. It takes minimal effort to skim through previous entries before he switches to video.]

Question #1, for the masses: How drunk do you have to be for this place to start making sense? Because I’m starting to think this poor, lonely bottle's not gonna cut it. [Damon looks to the bottle in his hand with a little sigh, tapping his fingers on its surface.] Looks like we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.

[He takes a long drink, swallows, and sends the camera a slow but absolutely charming smirk:]

Question #2: what’s the one thing you wish someone had told you on your first day in the merry old Land of Wonder, but failed to?

[Damon points a finger at the camera with the hand that's still partly wound around the bottle] And go. Best answers get a pony.
rosswood: (tell him we're shooting a student film)

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[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-13 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
1. completely hammered
2. that everyone here is a big fat freaking asshole
now wheres my goddamn pony
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

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[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-13 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
people here will also try to kill you for like no reason whatsoever
have fun
rosswood: (that's not tomato juice)

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[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-13 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
yes
so its just fire pan to fire for you i guess
rosswood: if you don't have friends (how to make a movie)

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[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-13 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
it's wonderland
what part of that sounds like clarity to you

wait
so did you get a legit pony
rosswood: (what'd you shoot this with a potato)

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[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-14 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
pics or it didn't happen
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

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[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-14 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
you asked for it pal closets are only so pbigg;lks

[That would be him reacting very, erm, viscerally to that picture.]

i'll be honest here i wasn't picturing that kind of pony
you can keep it
rosswood: most of them could tell you their favorite radiohead song (if you lined up every white person)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-14 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
it's a good thing i didn't tell you where i live then
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-14 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
that's a hell of a hill to die on
but hey i don't judge


[LIES he's totally judging]
rosswood: (tell him we're shooting a student film)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-15 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
alright you know what thats fair
pony's still yours though
rosswood: if you don't have friends (how to make a movie)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-15 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
happy birthday whatever your name is
rosswood: (a what a fucke)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-17 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
if i tell you my name am i gonna end up with a pony on my doorstep
cause i don't want that
rosswood: most of them could tell you their favorite radiohead song (if you lined up every white person)

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-06-18 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
yyyyyeah i don't believe you
i'll just be the anonymous pony guy