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[personal profile] catchacold 2016-10-18 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Garden can't hurt. They're animals, they can take care of themselves. Not that hostile there.

So I guess you... I mean, your friend has never heard of Fibonacci?
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[personal profile] catchacold 2016-10-18 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Name of a famous mathematician. Essentially the Fibonacci number is a row of numbers were every number after the first two is the sum of those first two. 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, etc.

Point being, he explained it with rabbits once and the moral of the story: Bunnies multiply. Fast.
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[personal profile] catchacold 2016-10-18 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Seems like you're both learning.

Yeah, it's kind of a thing. Screwing like bunnies.


[Wait, is he supposed to censor himself?

...screw that.]


So. Are you mad at your friend? All of that and now you're stuck dealing with it.
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[personal profile] catchacold 2016-10-20 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
Good for her.

[Oh, well. Still an easier issue to deal with than some he gets with Ray. He figures Maya can handle it.]

You got any other animals?
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[personal profile] catchacold 2016-10-20 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
...she doesn't know what farmers farm bunnies for, does she?
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[personal profile] catchacold 2016-10-21 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I almost don't want to tell you.

Primarily for fur.
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[personal profile] catchacold 2016-10-21 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[...right. He might be a coldhearted bastard, but he can't. He just can't tell her now.]

Yeah. Sure.

Gonna keep any of your bunnies?
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[personal profile] catchacold 2016-10-21 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Make sure they're all the same gender. Might get some happy lesbians, but at least no more babies.
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[personal profile] catchacold 2016-10-23 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[What's the problem with talking about happy lesbian bunnies?]

So. What animal is happening instead?

Elephants need a long time to breed, if that helps.
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[personal profile] catchacold 2016-10-28 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Try to make sure they're all one gender, whatever you pick.

Maybe go for tortoises. Bound to be slow.
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[personal profile] catchacold 2016-10-29 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Spray their shells with glow in the dark paint. But as far as I know, they're sturdy.

[He might partially know this from watching TMNT cartoons with his sister when she was little, but whatever.]
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[personal profile] catchacold 2016-10-29 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I know scientists have marked tortoises and turtles before to document things, so I'm guessing not.

You ever wonder what people did before google?
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[personal profile] catchacold 2016-10-29 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Not a big reader?

Maya was complaining about the lack of internet. Last place I was at, I had an AI to help out with things like that.

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