determinedest: (* We can go and see the real stars now.)
* Despite everything, it's still you. ([personal profile] determinedest) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2017-02-14 08:58 am

video; THEN SHe Kisses YOu,

[This kid's been busy, it turns out. Very busy. It's Valentine's Day, as most everyone is in all likelihood well aware, and for the first few moments of the broadcast, they appear to be quite busy with something, tongue stuck between their teeth, brow furrowed with concentration.

Eventually they glance up, however, and hold up a simple heart cut out of red construction paper. They appear to have been in the process of drawing myriad swirls along the edges. They were going for something reminiscent of a lace pattern, but results are...inconclusive.]


If anyone needs valentines, I made... [A brief pause, and they duck out of sight, only to return with an armful of hearts of every color in the rainbow.] I, um, I have a lot extra.

[But that's just the first purpose of their broadcast. The second is something they've been hard at work on for some time. A combination of careful observation, idle speculation, and wheedling questions has yielded some interesting results, and it's about time those were documented.]

And there's something else, too.

[For a brief moment, they form a fingergun with their free hand, one maroon eye winking shut in a gesture that was, in all likelihood, meant to emerge as flirtatious but simply ends up comically overexaggerated. And then...then they upload the file.]


OFFICIAL WONDERLAND COUPLES

TORIEL + MISS SHEPARD = MOM SQUAD
JAMES + LILY = HAPPILY MARRIED
ALPHYS + UNDYNE = FISHY LOVE
METTATON + CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF HIMSELF = LOVE YOURSELF
QUEEN OF HEARTS + FINDING SOME CHILL = FROZEN HEART
DUCHESS + HER HEAD = BUSY NECKING
ALPHYS + STANFORD PINES = CHEMISTRY TOGETHER
HENRY MILLS + MABEL PINES = FAIRY TALES DO COME TRUE
SANS + A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP = SWEET DREAMING
KURT WELLER + JANE DOE = FORGOTTEN LOVE
FRISK + EVERYONE = THE FRIEND ZONE
ELENA GILBERT + DAMON SALVATORE = EPIC LOVE STORY
QUEEN OF HEARTS + THE DUCHESS = FEEL THE TENSION
BONNIE BENNETT + PETER PARKER = YOLKING AROUND
DIPPER PINES + CLEMENTINE = UNDEAD MYSTERIES
SARAH WELLER + RAY PALMER = SWEET SCIENCE

[And yes, they will very much be monitoring any and all chatter that goes on within, so they may update their couples list accordingly. Go hog wild, Wonderland.]
catchacold: :) (tundra)

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[personal profile] catchacold 2017-02-14 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Sweet.

[Why this? Because they are a child. Simple as that. This is the kind of thing a child would do. Leonard's just glad he's not on this list of official couples in any shape.]

So, wanna explain the purpose of that couples list?
catchacold: :) (got ideas)

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[personal profile] catchacold 2017-02-14 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
So the other three are just a bonus?

[Can't really argue that.]

Fair enough. So, who you gonna give those valentines to, kid?
catchacold: :| (too cool for school)

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[personal profile] catchacold 2017-02-14 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Thought generally the people in a relationship know who they're in a relationship with.

[Generally. Not always. Actually, with Leonard, never easy to tell, so he's not one to talk.]

Seems like it'd raise expectations.
catchacold: :| (forecast)

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[personal profile] catchacold 2017-02-14 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Excellent, because sometimes he could use some pointers.]

Sure, but if I get someone a card this year, they'll want one next year too.

[He can be nice to some children and still be an awful person, it's very possible.]
catchacold: :| (temperature falling)

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[personal profile] catchacold 2017-02-14 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I prefer to keep people permanently guessing.

[Clearly the mature, grown-up way.]

You got anyone special you want to give one to? Someone you like?
catchacold: :) (netflix and chill)

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[personal profile] catchacold 2017-02-14 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[...

Look, he ain't gonna tell them.]


Don't know about everyone else, but I feel lucky.
catchacold: :| (lying down)

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[personal profile] catchacold 2017-02-15 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
So far I passed out for a few hours.

[At least it was in Mick's bed and partially on top of him, but that's the most romantic detail of that anecdote and he's not sharing it.]

Think that might be it.
catchacold: :| (below zero)

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[personal profile] catchacold 2017-02-15 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
I know how to party.

[Something to their tone and he leans forward, already considering switching this to private.]

Yeah, more or less. Didn't get a lot of rest.

...you?
catchacold: :| (temperature falling)

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[personal profile] catchacold 2017-02-15 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like a lot of people didn't make it. Was pretty much designed for that.

[But of course things would happen to increase their guilt. Of fucking course.]

I had some close calls too. It was dangerous. Ain't on you.
catchacold: :| (temperature falling)

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[personal profile] catchacold 2017-02-17 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad someone got you out.

[What else can he really say? Voicing that he's already wondering if they meant to drown isn't really setting the right tone.]

Meet me?
catchacold: :| (too cool for school)

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[personal profile] catchacold 2017-02-18 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Where you at, kid?

[Actually...]

Whatever. Come to my room?
catchacold: :| (cool people lean)

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[personal profile] catchacold 2017-02-23 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Leonard opens the door immediately, stepping aside to let them in. He notes the heart in their hands and quirks an eyebrow, taking a quick look around the room.]

I ain't got anything for you, kid.
catchacold: :( (frigid)

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[personal profile] catchacold 2017-02-23 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
More or less. [Some things are difficult, but it's not something he'd want to burden them with, especially knowing how likely they are to have about ten thousand problems that easily outweigh any of his. Not that there's a contest, he's just not a self-destructive child with terrible luck.]

How about you?

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