wriggedywrecked: (grandpa needs his booze morty)
Rick Sanchez ([personal profile] wriggedywrecked) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2017-07-11 12:29 pm

[video/action] you gotta blow shit up morty

[Rick is on the beach, but he's not exactly dressed in beachware. He's just wearing his usual labcoat, and the only new addition seems to be the big, industrial-style earmuffs hanging around his neck. There's also some kind of metal structure behind him that looks exactly like a missile launchpad.]

Okay, so I-I'm only giving this warning once. Gonna be ordnance testing for th-the next two hours out on the beach, so d-don't come out here without at least some kinda ear protection. And don't f-f-freak out if you hear a lot of explosions. Cause there's gonna be explosions. I don't have to warn you dumbfucks. Th-This is a courtesy.

[Then, in full view of the camera, he takes a swig from his hip flask. Rick Sanchez is all about weapon safety.]

Rick out.

[And indeed, for the next two hours there's a lot of high-pitched whistling and thunderous explosions from the direction of the beach. Hope you weren't planning a beach party! Feel free to come try to stop him or yell or something.]
beatupgrass: (✘ ...yes. i'm a gay robot.)

[personal profile] beatupgrass 2017-07-11 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Um. Where was my personal invitation? I feel neglected here, Rick.
beatupgrass: (✘ i've got a boner for murder)

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[personal profile] beatupgrass 2017-07-12 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
That's better. I'll be there in five minutes.

[Only because he was already on his way when Rick took too long to respond, because proper invitation or not, he is CRASHING THE FUCK OUT OF THAT PARTY.]
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adaptiveimmunities: (fake smile)

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[personal profile] adaptiveimmunities 2017-07-12 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
If I bring beer and my own beach chair, can I come out too?

[By which he means he's on his way with beer and his own beach chair.]

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right??

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jivitadana: (> ♪ Retenu...)

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[personal profile] jivitadana 2017-07-11 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, at least Wonderland repairs itself. Minato wasn't exactly worried about that part or about the noise.]

... What are you doing?

[Or more like what was the point? Not the drinking part, that was a given, but the explosions part. He'll wait though to see if Rick could actually hear this message.]
jivitadana: (> ♪ Perdendosi...)

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[personal profile] jivitadana 2017-07-12 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
For what?

[Why would there be a need for weapons testing?]

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[video] lol rick

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hypoxic: (tomorrow has to be brighter)

[personal profile] hypoxic 2017-07-12 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Rick Sanchez, you raging hypocrite.]

Is this the portion of the transmission where we ought to send reporters into your space and ruin your ability to run a proper test in a controlled environment?
hypoxic: (Cauterizing the wound in my heart)

[personal profile] hypoxic 2017-07-12 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[He hopes you die in a fire someday js]

[He retorts in fragments, sputtering as Rick steamrolls over his interjections]

I fail to see what her gender has to do with -- You know very well what I -- That isn't the point -- you're launching live missiles -- there's not even any scientific merit -- this has nothing to do with him.

[From zero to rageface in less than a minute. New record, Rick.]

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adaptiveimmunities: (gonna fight a zombie moose)

[personal profile] adaptiveimmunities 2017-07-12 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
I am insulted that you think I would miss this.
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[personal profile] hypoxic 2017-07-12 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. How silly of me to think otherwise.

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choosetruth: (832974_original)

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[personal profile] choosetruth 2017-07-12 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Goddammit, Rick, she likes you.]

Why do you feel the need to test weapons on the beach? Why do you feel the need to test weapons at all? What are you expecting to use them on?
choosetruth: (it's a crooked game we're playin')

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[personal profile] choosetruth 2017-07-15 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Gojira. [.....yeah, that means nothing to her.] What the fuck's that supposed to mean?

All right, I concede if you're going to make weapons, I would rather you test them. Do you really think Wonderland would let you keep them in any event they'd come in handy?

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[personal profile] onetruemorty 2017-07-12 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ There are some pros and cons here. Pros: explosions are cool, this actually is a legit heads up by Rick's standards, he even mentioned ear protection. Cons: hypothetical beach parties ruined, could accidentally kill himself.

He should probably open by asking why Rick is doing this specifically, but Morty's just gonna kinda popcorn.gif this one initially and see how it pans out. ]


Oh, m-- boy, hey, do you think you're gonna turn out any wacky, crazy-looking beach glass doing that?

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theothermrgray: (concern)

[Audio] RICK NO

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[Ordnance testing? What is that supposed to mean, and what does it have to do with-]

[Dorian can hear the explosions from the garden.]

[There is no way in hell Dorian is even getting near the explosions, so have an exasperated Victorian gentleman yelling at Rick over the network.]


Sanchez, you drunken lunatic! What are you even doing, trying to burn the mansion to the ground again?!
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[personal profile] tobelieve 2017-07-12 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
And what would you be exploding?

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mcgucket: (king of passive-aggressive looks)

[personal profile] mcgucket 2017-07-13 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
.... And you're going to do these tests while drinking.

[because that's totally not something to worry about here, I'm sure]

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divaricate: sways @ dw (• fighter)

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[personal profile] divaricate 2017-07-13 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
wait wait what why are you blowing stuff up?

[this..... sounds .... questionable.]

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