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Aug. 4th, 2016 10:26 pm
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[ A few things to know about Kurt Weller:

1) He's not easily amused by people he doesn't know well, so good luck getting him to crack a smile without a little effort.

2) He takes things a little too seriously sometimes. Sometimes.

3) It bears repeating: he doesn't smile easily.

All that being said, he's not a completely stoic hardass incapable of ever having fun, and it just makes those moments all the more hilarious when they occur. Like now.

So, he's broadcasting to you all today, with a completely ridiculous lesson. ]

I was hungry late last night and wanted a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. [ Ordinarily, he would just make one himself, but not at 3am. ] Didn't feel like going to the kitchen. So the closet gave me this. This is wrong. Which means there are people out there from other worlds thinking this is how it's done. [ though the correct technique for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches was of high importance to them... ]

[ So he's asked the closet for a jar of peanut butter, a jar of jelly, and a loaf of bread. He props his phone up and proceeds to make it the correct way, with the peanut butter on both sides of the bread and the jelly in the middle. ] You put the jelly between the peanut butter, otherwise it's gonna soak through the bread.
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Hi, I'm Farkle. [It's such a simple statement, but the boy on the other sides seems proud of it. Spoilers: He's very proud of it. It doesn't take much more for him to continue on.] The first place I went to see here was the library. Libraries usually have answers, it's the best place to start. Then it's people, but a lot of the ones I'm coming across aren't really good at straight-forward answers. It's getting annoying.

[He shrugs his shoulders before continuing.] So if any of you could possibly add something useful in that'd be great. I don't know like how many people don't leave or where can you find a teacher. 'Cause I'm not about to start not getting grades now. [He seems greatly offended about the idea.]

Yeah-- Yeah, anything would be great. I'll keep up and I can help you, too. [He seems amazingly confident at being able to without knowing what anyone might want. He just offers a grin and a two-fingered salute before cutting out. Huh.]


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