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numerou2 viigiilante2 confrontiing periil. check.
one betrayiing them but iit ii2 2la2h wa2 part of the plan all along. check.
2everal attractiive female lead2 provokiing romantiic ten2iion check.
four unu2ual hat2 yup.
over fourty explo2iion2. check.
why the fuck am ii 2iitiing iin the miiddle of my own per2onal hell??

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[Giving Sollux a break and going with Text this time!]

Is it that bad?

[Minato, so benevolent! ~~watch as I fly back in time and backtag things~~]

iit'2 liike 2ome awful 3D fla2hback two the tiime kk wa2 all
'hey fucka22 check out thii2 2WEET moviie' ii wa2 an un2u2pectiing grub.
and then ii wanted that two hour2 of my liife back.

[Dave is...in a dress. Somewhere in a dark, castle-looking place. Yeah.]

And what're you hopin' to describe?

[Wow Dave. His princess is off in another another castle and you're what he gets? Oh boy!!
He takes a moment to run his tongue over his teeth before speaking because he's pretty sure something is amiss with this picture. Not sure what. But something.]

Uhh. Did you mithh the hell point? I wouldn't withh thith P.O.Ethh movie on anyone.

[Fuck yeah, bro!!! At least he's not obnoxiously pink.

There's nothing amiss. His shades aren't even askew! ~~He hopes~~]

I got the hell part, but what movie are you even describin'?

Guess while I'm at it I might as well ask if you've seen the Beast anywhere? I haven't heard his earth-shakin' roars in an hour and he's usually pretty vocal about his discontent every hour. [There is nothing at all wrong with these two sentences.]

That ith the movie. [The eyerolling that would usually accompany such a bitter statement is cancelled in favor of Sollux genuinely trying to comprehend Dave's elaborated question.]

When you thay that...Are you talking about KK? Or Equiuth?

[All for Sollux, bb. ~~All the backtagging is ours! Thanks. ^^~~]

What movie was it?

Quite a cunning code you've got there. But why use a code, hmm? Do you have something to hide?

[She leans in, glaring accusingly.]

Confess to your crimes!

I hardly think that this should be considered a mélange of tropes, given the circumstances.

[If that's what the yellowish text is pointing out, anyway.]

It's more of a nightmare than an event with clichés. I hardly know which floor is safe to walk through.

iit wa2n't obviiou2??
the tiitle2 are alway2 really awkwardly 2peciifiic and an arbiitrary mouthful.
don't be fooled though iit'2 a really horriibad romcom.
2o awful you can't even 2ay hiillariibad.

[Hm. He isn't sure how to feel about the Bat!Pony, of which troll words are just not going to be used to describe, judging him. There can clearly only be one explanation for it.

Has the friendship of magic prepared you for dealing with a lisp, Pinkie?]

Thickth tu twenty lineth that could be conthtued ath hilariouth...are you part of thith movie thing too? Are you haunting me?

trope2.
that'2 a good word.
ii wii2h ii had thought of iit earliier when ii wa2 tryiing two explaiin 2hiit.
thank2.
2o ii2 there a floor better than thii2 ii'm not feeling really piicky twoday with my defiiniitiion of 'better'.

[Magical friendship? No. But her Batlisp Translator has! She whips it out. Clearly it does something important, because there are little flashing LED lights and she nods sagely when he finishes speaking.]

I don't think crime is a laughing matter and there's only one who does - the Joker! Are you the Joker?

Uh, duh, I'm clearly not a ghost any longer. Watch!

[She pulls a handful of Batsweets from her utility belt and munches on them.]

[Welp. That Batlisp Translator must be legit. The LED lights prove it.]

No I am the Coolkid. ...Tho if you're not a ghotht or fake or whatever, what the hell are you?

And what is your role, Coolkid?

[She pouts.]

Didn't you see the Batvideo?

[Still, she knows one way to prove who she is. It's Batutsi time, baby. Somewhere in the Batcave, a jazzy song comes on. She runs one front leg down the length of the other, raised one, then puts both hooves in front of her face and draws them apart.]

Which floor are you on, if you don't mind my asking?

I...[And Sollux might have been about to answer her question, either one of them, except he is suddenly mesmerized by the swanky jazz music and the dancing pony. After all, who isn't weak to sudden musical numbers?

Near two minutes and twenty seconds later, he remembers how to speak.]

Okay. I think I underthand now. On thome really metaphythical level. I'm jutht going tu thay yeth.

A-HA!

[Triumphant hoof pointing! So dramatic that her communicator is knocked over, oops. She rights it before continuing.]

So you've realised who you're dealing with and confessing to your crimes, Coolkid?

two near the 2taiir2.
or iit u2ually ii2??
the 2pace ii2 kiind of dii2torted two fiit everythiing ii think.

...Okay thath kind of cheating. Coolkidth don't do crimeth, pink hoofbeatht. We're jutht generally cool.

You weren't, or aren't thecretly her, friendth with Terethi were you?

[It doesn't hurt to ask. Gotta keep up with the justice lovers and all.]

"Romcom"?

[You and your trollspeak, Sollux. Minato's seen his share of movies ~~all for those Social Stats, yo~~, but what is this you're talking about?]

I thought you were the Coolkid? Now there's more than one Coolkid. Explain!

[She grabs her bedside lamp and points it at the communicator.]

I don't know anypony or anyhuman by that name.

[I-including the one with Shinjirou where the dog gets swept down the river at the end? ;-;]

abbreviiatiion for romantiic comedy.
iit'2 thii2 viile moviie 2ubculture kiind of occult iin 2tanding.
people actually watch the2e thiing2 for 2ome form of entertaiinment and or torture.
or 2o the legend2 2ay.

[Sollux looks away just slightly because THANK YOU for that light in his face, Pinkie Pie. Even if it is cross-communication light. But that's also what sweet shades are for.

He snorts lightly.]

Dude, every univerthe hath got tu have a Coolkid. Every thelf-rethpecting thociety doeth.

Otherwithe everything would collapthe in ruin.

I'm down on the first floor, it isn't so bad here. The library is intact for the most part, save the opium den in the corner.

I honestly have no idea how that got there.

[/sob Yes, that one. ;o; But romantic comedies? Huh.]

Some people like them.

[Present company excluded, mind you.]

what?

ii am not 2ure what that mean2 but goiing by context clue2 ii will rai2e a brow two iit.
and go huh.
iit 2tiill 2ound2 better than up here.
okay.
relocatiion go.

[And then we all took a moment to cry with Shinji.]

unfortunately ii know.
ii ju2t don't 2ee the poiint.
piitiiful and or aniimo2iitou2 thiing2 happen.
thiird cla22 laugh2 are held.
rock2 fall.
paiiliing2 happen off2creen.
ugh.

let me p2ychiic a gue22.
you don't have oddly 2peciifiic trope-e2que moviie tiitle2 iin 2oujii world eiither.
am ii riight?
ii know ii am.

since you know i wont answer
so troll movies all have names that are really specific about the contents? why?

[Very rare moment, that one.]

Then what kind of movies do you like?

Feel free to find me there.

[In the library, Sollux will find A) smoke coming from one of the corners, and B) a young woman with a bandage across one cheek and several more wrapped around an arm with gauze.

She's trying to cool down from a rather terrible experience from earlier, so step gingerly.]

Why? What do Coolkids do?

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