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[The video pans around for a moment before focusing in on a neatly dressed blonde girl. She raises an eyebrow for a moment, a mix of amusement and mild confusion crossing her face, before she composes herself and begins to speak.]

Clearly, I'm not in my house or even my high school. That would raise the question of why I'd be waking up anywhere in my high school, but I wouldn't put anything past Mr. Schue and his lessons of the week. Or what he'd call . . . "bonding."

[She purses her lips briefly, then runs a hand through her hair.]

So, if anyone has any information on where I am or alternative methods of bonding that don't involve waking up in strange places that I could suggest to an entirely over-enthusiastic Glee club supervisor, that would be appreciated. Thanks.

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[hahahaha]

I-I'm not sure what a glee club is or who...Schue-san...? is. I don't think this is...related.

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He's a teacher with a tendency to over share as much as he over cares but if you've never heard of him, then that's . . . concerning.

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[engrishdetective]

Ah, what's the phrase they use here? Welcome to Wonderland. That's what it is!

Unfortunately for you, little miss, you're trapped here along with the rest of us.

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[hahahaha]

...He sounds like a good person. [But maybe not a good teacher.]

This place is called Wonderland.

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. . . "Wonderland." Like "Alice in"?

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[purses her lips again momentarily.]

Okay. And "Wonderland" is . . . ?

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[engrishdetective]

Seems to be the similarities going on, I've noticed. Weird, isn't it. There's even a Queen trying to keep us in check, so the rumors go.

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[hahahaha]

It's...hard to believe, but it's a different world from the one you came from.

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Rumors are funny like that. Is she the one that abducted us?

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[engrishdetective]

It seems suspiciously likely, but I don't have that kind of evidence yet.

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[usskickass]

Mr. Schuester doesn't have anything to do with it. And he ain't here.

[Which really sucks.]

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[epiccombo]

Oh, hey, Quinn. Mr. Schue's not here and there's like, a zero percent chance of any of us going home.

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I feel like I fell down a rabbit hole.

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Great. And everyone just accepts this?

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— Coach Beiste! . . . he doesn't?

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. . .

It's nice to see you're comforting as always, Puck.

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[bicorn]

[ She's all smiles. ]

Quinn! You're here too now.

[airplanecups]

Quinn? Geez, this place has, like, a major Lima-boner.

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[epiccombo]

Look, I'm just telling it like it is. You're in Wonderland, and so far, no one's found a way to leave. And I'm not gonna lie and say Mr. Schue's here.

[He pauses.]

It's kinda a lot of stuff to take in, I guess.

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[engrishdetective]

Some of them have had about a year to accept it.

Me? I'm interested in finding a way out.

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[hahahaha]

There may be people you know here. I've only been here a month, so I don't know everyone, though.

[usskickass]

No. We're in a different world. As in, not on Earth.

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I'm starting to notice a few.

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A year?

. . . a shared interest. Have you found anything yet?

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That's—

[pauses, biting her lower lip briefly, and then continues.]

. . . who else is here?