text;

[noble_son]

Is anyone aware of the presence of a very large reptile in the lower levels of this mansion? And the amount of.. water?

I almost lost my bow to the beast, but I would rather not accidentally kill someone’s pet.

video;

[thecourier]

Gotta ask - whatcha gonna say is the weirdest thing you've ever seen? Discountin' all the freaky shit that happens here, anyways.

[He clears his throat. Dan's seen some weird stuff and coming here wasn't needed to classify it as weird. Even in the wastes, the kinds of trouble he gets himself into isn't anywhere close to normal.]

Fer me, it's gotta be my own brain floatin' in a jar. But, y'no. Ain't a competition. Jus' curiosity.

[text/action] better luck next timeline

[punful]

[It's late afternoon when Sans goes and knocks on Papyrus's door. Nothing important--just wanted to say hi, bother his brother a little like usual, maybe chat. Only the door is unlocked.]

[And the room beyond is empty. As if no one ever lived there at all.]

[Ah. Alright, then.]

[He loses track of time, just standing in Papyrus's old room, hands in his pockets, not really moving.]

[An hour or so later he figures he should probably let people know. So he makes a very simple text post.]

papyrus is gone.

[Then he leaves.]

[ACTION]

[He sticks a post-it note on his door that says gone fishin'.]

[It's evening when Sans goes to the beach. He even has a fishing pole--a guy named Death taught him to fish one time--but he's not doing anything with it. It's mostly just there to complete the joke.]

[He sits at the edge of the water for hours, watching the sun set.]



[ooc: sans will probably not be responding to messages]

Fifth Consensus (Video)

[forwearemany]

(It has been several days. They do not believe she will return.)

Creator Admiral Tali'Zorah vas Normandy is gone.

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[mandrakes]

Do you feel that this place has changed you?

[A blunt question, but one asked with a thoughtful-enough tone to imply that it has been ruminated on for some time.]

My kind are long-lived and.. stubborn in our habits, but I can speak from experience in saying that abrupt upheavals in our lives can change even us... and not always for the better. A change certainly does not always have to be a good one.

video;

[mypartnerincrime]

[Chloe adjusts the camera so that it's pointing directly at her face. She angles her device just a bit more.]

So, hi.

[She shifts in her seat, a little uneasy. Jeez, this is awkward. Chloe clears her throat.]

Right. So, I was hoping to get a little help--

[Chloe stops abruptly, realizing that Max could see this video. She briefly adjusts the settings on her device (her face suddenly out of focus) and locks the video from Max. After making sure that her settings are updated, Chloe angles the camera one more time.]

[Locked from Max]
Right, sorry about that. Didn't want Max to see this. But anywaaaay...

[She stretches the last word a little longer, then returns to her usual clipped tone.]

So, the thing is, I wanna take my girlfriend out on a date but I have no fucking clue where to bring her in Wonderland.

[Yes, it's Chloe's fault for not exploring. But the lure of her bedroom is always sooo tempting.]

All we've done is watch movies.

[She tries not to roll her eyes, but fails anyway.]

Max is a real geek and all but I really wanna take her somewhere more exciting. Ideas, anyone?

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[sesameseedpuns]

[ Like he wasn't gonna get in on this month. This, his favorite of literally all holidays and probably one of the only general dates that Bob is not bad at remembering. ]

I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm making a turkey tomorrow. It's a Thanksgiving thing. Which maybe not everyone has where they come from. The history is pretty horrible anyway.

What really matters is cooking good food and thinking about the things you're happy to have. Even the annoying ones. Like this year, I'm just glad there's a kitchen for cooking turkey in. That's pretty much the only thing I can think of, because I got kidnapped last month and already almost died. This place is awful, and I hate it, and a lot of you probably hate it.

And that's okay.

I'm just gonna be thankful that something awful isn't happening at this exact moment. And if anybody wants to have a normal-ish Thanksgiving dinner or just wants to eat food, I'll have food. So. Thanks, I guess.