givehoneydew46_1: (creeper?!)
givehoneydew46_1 ([personal profile] givehoneydew46_1) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2012-09-20 06:48 pm


[Xephos had expected magma. He had expected wires and pipes and electronics and most of all he had expected Honeydew at the very least to be right there with him. Alone in the woods was most certainly not at all what he had expected at all

The camera shows one William Riker of the USS Enterprise standing in the woods, looking rather lost and confused. He may look like the starship commander, but he most certainly does not sound like him.]

Wha-this isn’t the Nether. Simon? Simon! Oh, this is absolutely ridiculous! Is this the spawn point? How did I die?! I don’t remember dying! I was just… Is this… is this near Terrorvale? Was Terrorvale near the forest biome? How did... I can’t believe this! Are you in the Nether? Actually, can I teleport to the Nether from here? Hold on.

[He stands still for a moment then throws his arms up in the air.]

Great, just great. Something’s wrong; I’m not an op anymore. Simon, can you even hear me? I can’t teleport to you and it’s getting dark… Oh, look at this, I have absolutely nothing! No coal, no sword, no tools! I cannot believe this!

[Xephos walks over to the nearest tree and starts to punch it.]

Punch tree, punch tree-Eeaaah~! What's wrong with the trees?

[He tries other trees with much the same result, shaking his poor hands.]

Oh, God. I am so screwed! Why can’t I punch these trees down?! [whine] Oh my God, Simon, what has gone wrong with my client? Notch!

[Not able to punch the trees down, Xephos goes for the only logical step left: dig down deep to bury himself underground for safety. He crouches and furiously digs at the earth. There is a lot of whining and pretend heavy breathing involved.]

I can’t punch through the dirt? Oh, God, this is going to take ages! Why is everything so nerfed?!
quirrel: (scared/watching)

[personal profile] quirrel 2012-09-21 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, you've successfully weirded Quirrel out enough that he's a little scared to respond to your video. He looks incredulously at you while your punching trees and yelling at the ground before he eventually pipes up]

I woke up h-here without my w-w-wand as w-well.
quirrel: (normal/talking)

[personal profile] quirrel 2012-09-21 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)

[He looks nervously at the screen. N-No, I'm Pr-Proffessor Quirrel...
quirrel: (oshi...)

[personal profile] quirrel 2012-09-26 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[He furrows his eyebrows and looks down at his dramatic voice.]

W-W-Well, y-you don't h-have to say "P-Proffessor" if you don't w-w-want to...
quirrel: (scared/watching)

video; oops

[personal profile] quirrel 2012-09-27 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[He won't even bother to question what a 'Grizwaldy' description is. He twitches slightly as he speaks.

F-From wh-what I've gathered, it's c-called "Wonderland". A-As in the Lew-Lewis C-Carrol book... It- It draws people in f-from d-different worlds.
quirrel: (Default)


[personal profile] quirrel 2012-10-02 03:00 am (UTC)(link)

[A pause.]

I- I d-don't kn-know, to be h-ho-honest. I've only left the r-room o-on-once...
cautious_knight: (But wait you-)


[personal profile] cautious_knight 2012-09-21 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
...Are you all right?

[Mister, you behave mighty strangely. Lithuania will keep his distance, reigning in his horse but staying in the saddle just in case.]
cautious_knight: (Yes well I see.)


[personal profile] cautious_knight 2012-09-28 10:29 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't necessarily try, but typically it is not possible in this place.

[Just assuming that the world that the other guy is from must be strange, since apparently he does not consider punching down trees a special ability.]
aquarium_tipper: (this is what hot is)


[personal profile] aquarium_tipper 2012-09-24 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Can Sollux watch that video again? God he wants to watch it again.]

Oh gawg dude, whatever you are trying tu do you are lacking thome theriouth thkill pointh in.

But ith okay. Tho you can thop looking like a huge tool and wiggling down in thhame for everyone.
aquarium_tipper: (Default)


[personal profile] aquarium_tipper 2012-09-26 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh wait. Are you one of thothe legendary "new people"?

Okay, okay. Eheheh.

I am a troll and you are the dude thath thtuck in the ground. But thath okay, tu, cuth ith not mutch different from being thtuck here in general.
aquarium_tipper: (keeping distance plz)


[personal profile] aquarium_tipper 2012-09-26 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Ith called Wonderland and apparently ith like life geth hit with a charitable athhbathket of pauthe until you get can outta here.

Ith really dumb thounding, but I've kind of theen it in ackthion before.
aquarium_tipper: (cool story bro)


[personal profile] aquarium_tipper 2012-09-28 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Dungeon level, pretty accurate.

Tho if you've completed your mithhion of dirt and brooding, you can thtart on the quetht of getting free thwag up in the human hive houthe.

[A pause.]

Ath mutcht ath that thoundth like a pedo 'hide your grubth hide your matethprit' thtatement, ith not I thwear.
aquarium_tipper: (indignant)


[personal profile] aquarium_tipper 2012-10-02 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Thereth thort of only one, tho I pretty mutch have faith in you tu find it.

It'll be the prologue quetht. Unfailable. Unlethh you can fail it. In whitch cathe I'll give you a preemptive thorry.