[text forever] Dust thou art

[hamburellakind]

so dying still sucks.
shock! awe! nobody is surprised!
anyway, i was thinking about how bad this particular death sucked and i remembered we hadn't done a hey how many times have you died survey in a while.
and i'm kind of curious if anybody is close to five since.
i think i'm on...three.
which is like shit
a lot.
i mean, not even counting all the times i've died back home which.
uh.
well let's not get into that.
so how many deaths are you guys on?

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[ video; rare serious moment is go! ]

[surgicalprodigy]

..Hey.

I'm really really sorry about leaving you like that. I thought..

[ sigh. ]

Yeah, my bad?

Heh..

[hamburellakind]

oh.
no, man!
like that wasn't your fault.
and...
i mean it probably would've happened either way!
so don't feel bad!
i'm
kind of notoriously good at dying anyway.

[ video ]

[surgicalprodigy]

[ no, it was definitely his fault. He looks pretty super depressed even if his voice doesn't show it. ]

Yea..yeah it was.

[ Alan smooths his hair with his palm in thought and avoids eye contact with the communicator. ]

I'll make it up to you, promise. Next time.

[ He laughs, in an effort to hide how miserable he looks. ]

Guess there's a first time for everything!

..even losing patients.

[text forever]

[hamburellakind]

oh man.
now i feel bad!
i wish i knew how i caught that thing.
i'd totally have avoided it if i could have...
but like i said, it's my fault! not yours!
stop looking like someone kicked your puppy!

[ vid 4eva ]

[surgicalprodigy]

No, don't feel bad! Don't worry about it.

[ he's still gonna blame himself, but his expression brightens slightly. c'mon Alan, put on your big boy pants and pretend it's all good. ]

Well, whatever "that thing" was, I'm really glad it's gone.

Uh..I'm Alan, by the way.

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[eatsyourscience]

Just once for me.

[urnewkingbitch]

dying has always sucked
more so back home since weve died so many times we may as well not even bother keeping score
but this is my second death
pretty fucking good for here considering my track record on that fucking race to die as many times in as different ways as possible

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[radiopalkiller]

[ Oh, look. A death game! Let's play... ]

Fellow three here. Race you to the finish.

[text 5ever B|]

[hamburellakind]

i'm john!
nice to meet you.
you're pretty new, right?

[hamburellakind]

huh!
you've been here a while haven't you?

[hamburellakind]

yeah i'm glad we aren't tripping over dead daves left and right.
how'd it happen, exactly?
i can't really remember.

[hamburellakind]

sheesh.
that's dark.
i mean i know we're talking about death and all but
you know this is more of a census than yahtzee!

[eatsyourscience]

Over a year.

[masukukunai]

Just once. And I'd prefer it to be zero like normal, but...

[Sigh. He is unhappy about so many things right now.]

Sorry. You okay? It was just pure chaos out there, I had no idea what was going on.

[hamburellakind]

that's pretty good, then!
i mean.
you know it could be better but, still.

[hamburellakind]

i'm okay now!
i think i got sick with plague.
i was definitely sick with something.

[masukukunai]

I, uh, had a frog problem...

[Well shit.]

I'm sorry kid. I had no idea.

[hamburellakind]

it was pretty messed up back there.
i guess that lady was right.
assuming that wasn't going to happen either way.

[urnewkingbitch]

depends on whose death youre asking about

[masukukunai]

Did you go to one of the dig sites?

[hamburellakind]

uh well.
last thing i remember is kind of just.
falling asleep.
so i guess both?

[hamburellakind]

for a little bit!
just wanted to check it out.
i tried not to touch anything but...
my hood is pretty big.

[masukukunai]

...Don't tell me you took anything!

[hamburellakind]

wh
no!
it just might've hit something???
i don't know!

[urnewkingbitch]

ok well you died because of a really shitty and painful plague
i assume it was a plague anyway
after you died i got killed by zombies