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Our hostess has a talent for keeping us entertained.
Personally, I've always been fond of Jubjub birds. Sweet, flighty creatures that wouldn't dare harm a soul.
So glad we had a chance encounter with one, of course.
I do hope she keeps us on our toes. The last thing anyone needs is to get comfortable.

[What are social skills that don't involve being completely sarcastic? Who knows.]

private message to James Potter:

We discussed my hat. Can you get one to work now?

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[runningfromhell]

Got a heads up on any other friendly creatures this place might throw our way? I'm a little rusty on Wonderland's mighty beasts.

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[cerebrallydetached]

None worth mentioning, unless you haven't heard of a Jabberwocky.

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[runningfromhell]

Oh, I've heard of it. Just hoping I won't have to meet it up close and personal. Wouldn't bode so well for this pretty face, you know?

[ Large creatures on a vicious rampage is probably something she wouldn't survive, demon stamina notwithstanding. ]

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[cerebrallydetached]

That would be a damn shame. If you can run fast enough you might stand a chance.

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[runningfromhell]

Running's not really my thing. How about shoving someone in its direction while I get the hell out of dodge?

[ Well, physically running isn't her thing. Smoking out? Definitely up her alley. Not that it's the best plan in Wonderland. ]

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[cerebrallydetached]

That would be the more efficient way to do it, preferably someone you could do without. Two birds one stone.

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[runningfromhell]

Considering that I couldn't care less about 90% of this place, I'm sure I can find someone quick and easy to be my human shield. Maybe even a handful of someones. Always did like being efficient.

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[cerebrallydetached]

The remaining 10% should feel special for surviving the cut for now. Undoubtedly more fodder will arrive to replace losses anyway.

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[runningfromhell]

Exactly. This place just keeps sucking in the saps. Soon enough it'll be overpopulated by care bears and then what will we do? Can't have a whole lot of fun with the Fun Sucking Brigade on the loose and getting bigger.

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[cerebrallydetached]

I don't know if I'll be able to go on if that happens. Cheerfulness just makes me sick. Best drowned out with lots of alcohol.

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[runningfromhell]

Now that's a plan I can get behind. Good thing this place just restocks itself. A girl needs her vices.

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[cerebrallydetached]

We should feel so lucky to live in such a benevolent place that never runs out of the things that matter most. Why care about anything else as long as there's booze.

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[runningfromhell]

Booze is the only answer, you know. Who cares about beasts running around crazy like with a taste for human? Getting wasted is the priority.

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[cerebrallydetached]

Exactly. Just as long as said beasts aren't coming after you. Otherwise there's nothing to worry about.

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[runningfromhell]

Life is nice when you've got some whiskey and a show. Nothing quite like some good drama to break up the boredom in this place.

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[cerebrallydetached]

See, all I'd need is popcorn along with that and it'd be perfect.

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[runningfromhell]

I'm sure we'll get ourselves a real good show sometime soon. This place doesn't disappoint.