Well, would have been useful to know before that happened, wouldn't it? [Damned useless manual. It says absolutely nothing about metal.] Not that I knew whatever that was really was metal. Certainly too flimsy.

[But seriously, don't get too close to see his fail, okay. He tried.] It said it was, of all things, chicken. Didn't appear to be any sort of chicken I've ever seen, but...Well. Beggars can't be choosers, aye?