4th Bad Idea [Video/Action/Private Text]

[algidity]

(( ooc: If you'd like you can bump into him in the halls before or after the transmission. I'm up for all your mirror shenanigan needs, someone to attack/bully/hurt/befriend/whatever or your normal people shenanigans. ))

[ The video feed shows a teenager with a faded bruise, the bruise is healing a lot faster than his actual jawbone, which hurts like hell. When he talks it's obvious that he's slightly disgruntled by it. Attack Of The Wolfman hadn't ended too well for him. He'd spent an hour poking at the bruise when he'd first gotten it, making him even more insecure about his dumb face. He is however walking around the mansion hallways. ]

So, uh, is there anything that's working for getting people back to normal? Because I'm starting to think this couldn't get much worse. [ Isaac, you've watched enough horror movies to know not to say that. There's a moment when he chews on his lip in thought, eyes only flickering away from the feed for seconds at a time. ]

Why does it always have to be evil or weird stuff? Just once couldn't it just be like... a swarm of playful kittens or something? [ Puppies, kittens and ranbows for everyone? ]

Or y'know, a tropical vacation? ... Minus mosquitoes.



[ After the video ends he shoots off a Private Text to Santana
Private to Santana: ]

Hey you okay? if you havent noticed a lot of weird crap is going on.

Comments

video;

[throughhell]

What's the matter, Lahey, playful kittens more your style? [ THIS IS NOT THE STILES YOU ARE LOOKING FOR. Not that you're ever actually seeking out a Stiles, but that's okay. He's got the video feed propped up in his hand while he's making his way down the hallway, and he flashes a pair of golden eyes into the feed, grinning like the cocky little shit he is. ]

Some of us prefer the term "opportunistic" over evil.

video;

[algidity]

[ Isaac pauses for a moment an eyebrow raising up his forehead, well isn't this just a pleasant surprise. So either Stiles up and got himself bit by Scott or Derek... Or...? Well... Just what he always wanted to deal with. Except not. ]

How very Peter Hale of you. [ He doesn't like Peter, and Scott's told him enough about Peter that he doesn't trust him or like him. ]

But yeah, I'd definitely prefer playful kittens over this.

[itsahotone]

[Santana takes awhile to answer. Not because of any awful and dangerous reason, but just because she is not a great person.

...And also because the incredibly lame mirror version of herself stuck in her head or whatever basically went crazy at the very mention of kittens. Thanks a bunch for that, Isaac.

Once the ridiculous feelings have subsided for the most part, she gives in and replies. Let us pretend the following is the text-font, as some people are too lazy to figure out such coding.]

no, i've totally been asleep this whole time, thanks for asking

video;

[throughhell]

Peter's got some good ideas. [ He shrugs his shoulders in a wide gesture, making the entire camera bob up and down. ] But really shitty execution, if you ask me. I mean, the whole giving the bite thing was the way to go, ob-vi-ous-ly, but otherwise, no credit.

Figures. [ Stiles raises his eyebrows, sniffing at the air for a minute. After getting his nose broken by Derek and his ass kicked, pretty much literally, he's not exactly feeling benevolent, and picking a fight seems like an awesome idea. ] Where's the other you? I bet he's more exciting.

video;

[algidity]

[ Right ] Right, [ Definitely not his Stiles... Not that he has a Stiles, gross, he doesn't want one. ] good to know. [ He can't contain the eyeroll because, Stiles, if he thought you were a brat before... ] I'll be sure to tell him if I ever see him again. [ Here's to hoping he doesn't.

The sniffing causes him to squint a little. What is he trying to track? Does Isaac even want to know? ] Tropical Vacation with a swarm of playful kittens, I'm sure. Since his luck has got to be better than mine. [ Hello sarcasm. ] It's just me.

[algidity]

right.
So
are you normal or??

/STEALS YOUR FONT

[itsahotone]

didnt anyone ever tell you thats a rude thing to ask a girl?

[Santana can practically feel the other her bouncing around and wanting to make friends, which probably answers his question. Sigh.]

<3333

[algidity]

didnt anyone tell you not to be sarcastic to the guy with no patience and a broken jaw?

[ Okay, so he's a bit grumpy, Scott tried to eat him and Allison and everyone has been being crazy, his jaw hurts, and he was worried about Santana. ]

sorry.
if you werent already Id lock the door and stay in your room if I were you.

[itsahotone]

[Oh, there's that bit of bite that makes him so interesting to her.]

how the hell did you break your jaw?

[Luckily, texting allows that to sound a lot calmer than she might be thinking it.]

& if you were asking if i'm possessed or whatever, the lamer me is here, yeah.

she says hi.

video;

[exercising]

Hey- you actually wear the bruise pretty nice! Glad it took.

[ Here is an obviously mirrored Scott, grinning wickedly against the feed. Not attempting to be his worse half, instead embracing the greatness that is himself. Great and annoyed - his last attempt at "fucking up the McCall life" had gone a bit down the drain thanks to Isaac.

So, thank you, Isaac.

Really. ]

Just call me "daddy" next time, okay? That'd sweeten it up a bit.

video »

[resent]

[ cora isn't amused by the sudden change of pace within wonderland. mirrors are simply a thing people warn her of; don't look in the mirror too long, you might see a reflection that doesn't quite belong to you. she hasn't experienced the personality twist herself, or being trapped within her own body but watching as someone else takes the wheel. she's simply an audience member, watching as strange things happen over wonderland, and she can't do anything about it. ]

[ but she's amused by isaac, though. she can't quite help it; this big, tough beta would prefer kittens over the evil nasties. (she would, too). with a slight lift to the corner of her lips: ] Kittens?

[algidity]

[ Aw, well at least someone appreciates it. ]

Long story short I got punched

[ He's not gonna dirty Scott's reputation by saying it was Scott. ]

really hard.

& uh
hi???
wait
how are you controlling her?
you can control her?

text;

[algidity]

[ He has to switch to text for this, there is no way he's letting not-Scott have the satisfaction of knowing that struck a bad nerve. ]

Wow how long did it take for you to think that one up
were you waiting for me to say something so you could.
Notice the lack of a question mark.

[ Welcome to Fifty Shades of Get Fucked, a presentation by Isaac Lahey. ]

[itsahotone]

[Who the fuck punches that hard around here and how far can Santana get from said person?!

Uh, anyway.]

whats there to control? she's a total doormat.
she's super into your kitten idea, so you see what i mean.

[There's a bit of a pause, then:]

so i assume a mirror hit you

text;

[exercising]

[ That's okay! The switch to text is telling enough, and Scott's grinning off to himself, proud. ]

nice COMEBACK honey bun
i'd tell you you could have my COME BACK but
guess your jaw's pretty broken?????
you must be used to that though right???????
broken BONES, broken BETA, broken LAHEY!!!
hasn't got anyone to fix him up!!!

video »

[algidity]

[ He gives her a tired smile in return. Dealing with all of this is tiring him out. ]

I'd prefer just about any small fluffy animal to be honest.

[algidity]

[ Don't worry boo, Isaac won't let Scott hurt you, Santana. ]

Youre welcome to cat sit if you want.

[ Oh, so she couldn't help him figure out how to help Scott take control... ]

yeah
he was trying to hurt allison and I stopped him.

text; 1/2 still channeling nicki minaj

[algidity]

does it bother you?

video »

[resent]

Same.

[ normal things are good things. cora doesn't particularly like change, especially when it's in the people she knows. ]

Unless they're weird, too. Is what's happening going to affect the small and fluffy?

text; 2/2 bitches aint shit

[algidity]

I mean that I dont hate you.
Thats obviously what youre trying to do

[ Aaand a few minutes later: ]

I dont even really wanna fight you
:)

text; 1/2 and they aint sayin nothing

[exercising]

you don't hate me?
oh my god
oh my god isaac lahey
isaac oh
oh
that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bless u bless ur heart
:') :') :')
take me now pls
am i going in or are you?
you bring the lube i'll get the candles
xoxo xoxo

text; 2/2 a hundred mothafuckas couldn't tell me nothin

[exercising]

if you think i give a shit about the opinion of a beta
KNOCK KNOCK
THIS IS REALITY

*~*~I DON'T CARE AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU~*~*
NEITHER DOES THE OTHER SCOTT
i'm in control, aren't i???
oh he gave up the fight a long time ago!!

[itsahotone]

[Aww. ♥

...Saintana, buried somewhere within Santana, starts squealing at the very idea of cat-sitting. Santana winces; she's not about to let the other her take control just for furry cuddles.]

no thanks. forgot you even had a cat.

[...Allison. Ah yes, the girl Isaac was so obviously into. The one that also looked pretty damn cozy with Scott.

These are just mental observations. You never know when stuff like this will come in handy.]

are all you guys from beacock slopes or whatever such heroes?

[algidity]

[ The next text is a bit delayed, someone may or may not be taking frustration out on a wall. ]

Beacon hills
and yeah we are
why

video »

[algidity]

[ He lets out a surprised laugh. ]

Really? I never took you for a kitten person. I have no idea, I'm not a vet though. My cat wasn't actin' any different.

[ His cat that he skillfully nicked out of his room before Scott murdered him. ]