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[stoptheviolence]

[Brittany starts off by giving a slow, "polite" clap to the camera.  Although her expression is clearly meant to tell the world she's not actually all that impressed.]

Okay, okay, so some of you are kind of entertaining.  I'll give you that.  But I think it's time we all accept what I've known for ages: from this point on, I deserve all the solos always.

I mean, I'm a total quadruple package.  I sing, I dance, and I look amazing while I'm at it.  You can't top perfection like this.

[And with that...enlightening message...she blows a quick kiss to the camera, waves goodbye, and turns it off again]

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[eatsyourscience]

What if I want a solo?

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[stoptheviolence]

[Wow did you not just hear her when she said all the solos?]

I s'ppose we could always manage a duet.

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[tact]

[ while cordelia feels like boasting about the things she's great at, singing is not one of them. thankfully, brittany, along with all of wonderland, will be spared of her proving her "i suck" right. ]

[ she smiles. ] Hey, if I'm offered a solo, I'll pass it right onto you. I'm talented, but not so much with the voice chords.

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[stoptheviolence]

[Hay, Cordelia, Hay.]

[Somehow, in between looking incredibly smug about everything ever, Brittany does manage a friend smile wave for her ally in Fashion.]

That's okay. Obviously, you're way smart, which is cool too.

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[tact]

[ she laughs. cordelia chase being thought of as smart — she knew she liked brittany s. pierce for a reason. ] If you ever need management, though, I have a good reference skulking around Wonderland that would love to talk me up. Every pop princess deserves a good publicist and ... whatever else a pop princess needs. [ she knows what a vampire who wants to atone for something she believes he's already atoned for needs. a pop princess may be a little different. ]

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[stoptheviolence]

Well...I could definitely use a new outfit, to start. Think you can handle that much?

[Spoken in a tone that clearly implies Brittany S. Pierce knew darn well that Cordelia Chase could handle that.]

We could always negotiate management fees over lunch.

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[eatsyourscience]

That's pretty close to a solo. [Buuuuuut] What if it's a song that's supposed to be sung by a guy?

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[stoptheviolence]

So?

If a guy can sing it, why can't I?

[monopolies]

Sorry sweetheart, but your talents are fleeting. Your looks are gonna fade and before ya know it, you'll be six feet under and ya sure won't be singin' any solos then!

[ Way harsh, Tai. ]

Me though, I've had this rockin' body for decades and it's gonna be around decades more. Centuries, eons!

[stoptheviolence]

[Excuse you]

They haven't faded yet.

[monopolies]

Soon.

[stoptheviolence]

...are you threatening me?

[monopolies]

Nah, 'course not! Time does all the dirty work. In the blink of an eye you'll be old with a creaking voice and I'll still be vibrant and beautiful!

[stoptheviolence]

Yeah, that definitely sounds like a threat.

I mean, I get that you probably feel all intimidated and stuff, especially after what happened with me and Luke...but that's so not necessary.

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[eatsyourscience]

What if your voice isn't deep enough?

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[stoptheviolence]

That's what octaves were invented for. Duh.

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[eatsyourscience]

Things don't always sound right when you pitch them up.

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[stoptheviolence]

Sure they do. Pop sings do it all the time.

Just look at Leona Lewis.

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[eatsyourscience]

...I don't know who that is.

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[stoptheviolence]

Seriously?

Maybe you should ask your magic closet for a radio.

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[eatsyourscience]

I'm from Japan. It probably wouldn't be on any stations I'd listen to.

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[stoptheviolence]

You don't think Japan's every heard of her? I doubt that.

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[eatsyourscience]

I can't speak for all Japanese people, but I haven't heard of her.

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[stoptheviolence]

That's why you should get a radio.

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[eatsyourscience]

[Hrmmm. He clearly can't one-up Brittany on this topic. BUT he can learn more about this topic and one up her at a later time. (Btw, he is better than Brittany at strategy. Probably.)]

Who else should I have heard of?