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[ a little while ago dean brutally murdered one demon king of hell, crowley, and hurt john blake in the process. before that, he murdered both his best friend and brother, and attacked a whole bunch of people once near and dear to him. today, thankfully, finds him doing something entirely different as dean addresses the network with a lazy smile on his face.

he’s looking way too pleased with himself, beer in hand and leaning against a familiar looking car... ]

This place is kinda morbid, right? Murders and fights and scheming going on left and right— leaves your head spinning even on a good day. So I figure I should try to shake things up a little, and offer something… uh, nicer to the public.

The female public, anyway. Here I’ve attached a collection of potential good times, so if you see your name and wanna have fun — which means get laid, for the less savvy people — then lem’me know. No strings attached, no flowers and chocolates bullshit. I’m easy like that.

[ he is a gift from god. and he promises no one will get murdered. unless they try something stupid. ]

do list: Cami - put that mouth to better use than talking Jo - everyone knows she still wants it Elphie - someone needs to check if shes green all over Evie - time for second or third or whatever base Pepper - gotta be a reason for the name Darcy - wants the lightsaber Emma - can’t remember shit she’s said but is super hot Bela - hot face, bad attitude whats not to dig Not-Jess - set her on fire for a night Charlie - no time to convert Lilith - make her be useful for once Meg - desperate times plan b Snow - needs a little melting Cordelia - whips and chains Natasha - wear the costume thanks Lydia - too young Lily - stranger danger but does the carpet match the drapes That one blonde from the new years party with the accent Maxine - lets mix chemicals pity fucks: cas - yeah right

[ he never did say he hadn’t put down a few notes along with the names. ]

Now if you’re worried ‘cause your pretty little name ain’t on the list, fret not. If you’re easy enough on the eyes and old enough to know what fun is, get in contact.

[ s m i l e! and dean cuts the feed. ]

( ooc: note that some threads in this post might include heavy violence and/or dub-con/non-con type elements! read at your own risk. )

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Most people wouldn't-- they think all we demons do is lie.

Demons do lie though. [Lilith sprung to mind.] They say one thing and mean another.

Not our fault if you can't read between the lines.

Well, I learned that the hard way, didn't I?

You did. And now, back home, you're stuck turning into the very thing I am.

Tell me something that I don't know. No need for a reminder.

I wouldn't worry too much 'bout it, Bela. Bein' like this is awfully refreshing. Might find yourself enjoying.

I highly doubt I'd enjoy being tormented for eternity, turning into a demon and then being unable to get out of Hell.

I don't have friends like you. The friends who could get you out of any situation. Or maybe they're former friends now.

Who said anything about bein' unable to get outta Hell? The sooner you accept what you're gonna turn into down there, the faster you'll get to wreck some chaos topside. [ if she's a good little demon. but yes, it would take decades and decades... minor detail. ]

Pretty sure the whole, uh, murder thing turned them into former.

And who said I'd even want to wreak some havoc topside? [ she's not the same person that he knew from way back when, but maybe demon!Dean didn't realise that. ]

They'll try to cure you and get everything back to normal. Then one day, they'll forgive you. Isn't that how it works in your world?

All demons do. But it takes a trip this side of the fence to get that.

[ so he won't waste his breath trying to convince her. no matter how good a person is topside, once a demon those darker urges become something else. ]

Try to, sure. But I'll never let them succeed.

They'll find a way.

[Dean was important to them and they were bloody stubborn. That would be enough.]

I hate to cut this short - well, not really - but I'll leave you to it. I've got better things to be doing and they don't involve you.

[ have a so so dramatic sigh. ]

Fine, ditch me. You're the only one missing out no matter what you tell yourself.

Yeah, I seriously doubt that. Good bye.

[And click! The feed ends there.]

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