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Good thing that's over.

[Zelena's doing her best to look completely unimpressed and like she didn't spend the majority of the Christmas season in a dungeon or dealing with goblins when she wasn't trapped in the already mentioned Krampusjail.]

In fact, between this year and last year, I'm rather glad we didn't have nonsense like this where I come from.

[There's probably not Christmas in Oz. If anything, there's probably some sort of horrible holiday called Zelenamas.]

But still, I don't suppose anyone's seen that horrid creature around, have they? I'm assuming he's disappeared with the rest of the...well, I suppose everything except the snow, but I'd certainly like to return the favor if it hasn't.

[...maybe she should've said which creature she meant.]

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your going to have to be more specific
there are like 10 fuckbillion different things crawling all over the place
or were?
idk

Huh. Must've been pretty horrid if you're trying to ask everyone about it. What's it look like? 'cause I can keep an eye out like, no problem, dude. I don't have much going on.

[ Of course, if he'd shown up a few days sooner, he would have personally witnessed the variety that December had to offer on the goings-on front. But such is life. ]

[ That sort of description could fit a handful of event-induced guests, and probably a few regular residents too. Philip, being kind and pure of heart¹, did not get a chance to meet the particular thing in question. He did, however, meet a different thing in the woods. Twice. ]

Depends on which horrid creature you mean. There was one in the forest. It ate people. Though I'm not sure what you'd get out of returning the favour; that thing was skin and bones, and just between us, I think it smelled a bit off.

¹ Source: ?!?!?!?!

If it came from an event it'll have gone when it ended.

The one with the prison underneath Wonderland.

[Because she'll be here for a while if she attempts to actually describe Krampus.]

there was one of those too??
jesus christ

It's Zelena, not dude.

[Because that is apparently something she needs to make clear.]

And you'd know it if you saw it. And then you'd probably be shoved into a basket before you knew it.

[...or maybe that just happens to terrible people like her.]

Not the one I'm looking for. I might be wicked, but I can't say I have any interest in doing something like that.

Figured as much, but still, it's a shame. I was rather looking forward to getting my revenge on that thing.

[...this might be why she was in Krampusjail for most of Ewaymas.]

There certainly was. Doesn't seem like it anymore.

i'm guessing you know from experience
lucky you

Careful now. You might go and do something that's good for everyone. Wouldn't want to ruin your reputation.

You mean the one that took both you and my mom?

I think it's gone. With everything else that was crappy.

[For the record, Henry has no idea why he's talking to her, and he would be willing to place money on there being something called Zelenamas.]

Just as well. Can't say I've missed our local cannibals much.

[ The ones he knows of, anyway. The ones that left. Who's to say how many they've still got lurking somewhere... ]

So what sort of creature was it? The only others I met were small, obnoxious, and no match for a microwave.

What are you attacking now, Zelena?

[Aka great, you're here.]

Experience is the whole reason I'd like some sort of payback. Though it doesn't seem like I'll get the chance.

i think your right
looks like everything zippity doodaed away once the holidays were over
kind of a relief honestly

[There's a switch to video for a moment, showing a little figurine of Krampus on the table. ...she could've probably just conjured the thing in the first place instead of trying to describe it to other people, but hindsight and all that.]

Like that.

Even if I did, I'd be doing it for me, not for the rest of you.

[ Christ. ]

Did the screaming children in that basket come with the set, or did it have to collect those extra?

[Nah it'd probably be Reginamas just because that's Zelena's life.]

If you find it, let me know. [Look, she's just as surprised as you are, okay, sis.] I have plenty of fireballs with its name on them.

So, if it’s good for all of us, no matter what it is, if you want it, you’re going through with it?

[She’s just trying to understand the psychology of this woman and how she operates, honestly.]

[Of course, he'd be willing to put money on it. It's a pretty safe bet.]

That's the one. And it's a shame. I was rather looking forward to teaching it that there are consequences for locking me up in a cell.

[That's totally not a shot at other people Henry might know too. Nope. Not at all.]

Which 'horrid creature' is it that we should look out for? There were... a lot of them, really.

[ zelena pls ]

Nothing that didn't deserve, but I can always make an exception.

[Yeah, let's just indirectly threaten the future Dark One. That's just her way of saying hello.]

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