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lime green drama queen ([personal profile] slapfight) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2016-01-19 02:40 pm

LOG DATE 7 16 2 [AUDIO]

[when this message begins broadcasting, it’s very clear the person responsible has NO IDEA this is actually transmitting to a large population. in fact, the shrill voice just sounds like she’s calmly- possibly too calmly- talking to herself.]

Log Date Seven-One-Six-Two.

I seem to have found myself- inexplicably- in some sort of bizarre, unstable dimension. The primary population appears to be Earth humans, though they refer to themselves by specifications rather than the traditional names that humans identify themselves by. What’s more is these humans do not find rain to be…. pleasant, and would prefer to stand in awful, cramped conditions, rather than be out in it.

Earlier I drew the conclusion that these may not be humans at all, but rather some sort of strange herd creature that greatly resembles a standard Earth human. However, before I could test this hypothesis, something happened and I found myself in this strange, and thankfully, much more sizable Earth dwelling, which I am having trouble rationalizing, beyond that clearly the reality of this place is in some sort of state of flux. However, this is purely speculation and that suggests it’s more a fault in my perception of reality, than the reality itself.

As to why I am here, rather than back at the temple, or why this dimension exists, or if any of it is, in fact, real, and I am not so given to my current madness that my vision spheres cannot be trusted…. [a small, pained gulp] I have no idea. I can only continue to document my findings and hope that if the Crystal Gems discover this after I’ve well and truly gone far beyond being helped, they’ll remember that my destruction was entirely their fault.

This is Peridot, further tilting towards madness, signing off for now.

[and the feed clicks, so she can… curl up on the floor in a fetal position and cry for a moment, not realizing that PEOPLE HAVE HEARD THIS.]
monosaccharide: canon (hi finn)

voice

[personal profile] monosaccharide 2016-01-20 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[It's a sweet and calm voice that comes out of her device at her.] Hi, Peridot. My name's Bubblegum. This land is called "Wonderland," and you had the misfortune to arrive during what we call an "event." This is a pocket dimension. It takes peeps from all different worlds and mashes them together. So while a lot of them are earth humans, not all are from the same earth.
monosaccharide: canon (5)

voice

[personal profile] monosaccharide 2016-01-20 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
It's not a recording device, it's a communication device. [She sounds somewhere between sympathetic and lightly amused.]

Where are you? You sound like you could use some help.
ateherdirt: (12)

voice

[personal profile] ateherdirt 2016-01-20 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
This isn't an Earth dwelling. We're nowhere near Earth. [Beatrice isn't really even from Earth in the traditional sense, but that gets complicated.] I thought it was pretty obvious, personally.
ateherdirt: (5)

voice

[personal profile] ateherdirt 2016-01-20 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Beatrice rolls her eyes, not that Peridot can see.]

It's like... we're trapped in a painting of Earth. It might look like it, but it's different, and if you go too far you'll be stopped by the frame.
ateherdirt: (1)

voice

[personal profile] ateherdirt 2016-01-20 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, it's like a sculpture. [She rolls her eyes. Again. Why does she try.]

Look, yes, it's very much like a prison. But no, you were not put here by anyone. As far as anyone can tell, it's random.
ateherdirt: (2)

voice

[personal profile] ateherdirt 2016-01-20 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, it's not a reason anyone here understands. But maybe you're the special one who has it all figured out. That's fine.

[Beatrice... doesn't care that much.]
ateherdirt: (5)

voice

[personal profile] ateherdirt 2016-01-20 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Whatever, strange person.]

No one, really. There's the Queen of Hearts, but she really only rules over the Mirror side.
monosaccharide: canon (magic drools)

voice

[personal profile] monosaccharide 2016-01-20 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Can you tell what floor you're on? Are you in a room or the hallway?

[Sigh. This being, whoever she is, seems reasonably intelligent, or at least has a high vocabulary, but unfortunately she's a little too lost to be overly useful. That's okay. Bubblegum is nothing if not patient.

At least she can leave her lab and start her own search. Being in the basement is helpful, since it gives her a very clear direction to start with: up.]


I haven't figured out what it is that causes the abduction... some sort of randomized fluxation teleportation effect, though if there's any guiding mind behind it no one has found evidence of it. So why it happened to you is either pure chance or part of someone or something's grand scheme that we have yet to catch on to.
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

[text]

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-01-20 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
what are you some kind of nerd

[Warm welcomes. Kralie excels at them.]
monosaccharide: canon (5)

video - action

[personal profile] monosaccharide 2016-01-20 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
[That's convenient. Peebs smiles at her sunnily on the camera, then turns it off as she makes her way into the very hall that Peridot is in.]

There's a core. It may contain some sort of controls, but so far its defenses have proved too strong for any here to breach.
rosswood: (a what a fucke)

[text]

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-01-20 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
amethyst
peridot

i'm sensing a theme here
you know what a nerd is though right
ateherdirt: (7)

voice

[personal profile] ateherdirt 2016-01-20 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
It's not a prison. It's just like one in that we can't escape. I mean, you can try. But there's no way out. Not intentionally, anyway. Sometimes it just sends you home.

But no one gets disciplined, unless the events count, and the sentences are as random as anything else.
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

[text]

[personal profile] rosswood 2016-01-20 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
wait so your literally gems
what do you look like


[No wait okay this is actually fascinating]

are you just this floating rock pressing buttons
can you do a video
i want a video
i wanna see a rock
i wanna see your rock face

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