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[ A few things to know about Kurt Weller:

1) He's not easily amused by people he doesn't know well, so good luck getting him to crack a smile without a little effort.

2) He takes things a little too seriously sometimes. Sometimes.

3) It bears repeating: he doesn't smile easily.

All that being said, he's not a completely stoic hardass incapable of ever having fun, and it just makes those moments all the more hilarious when they occur. Like now.

So, he's broadcasting to you all today, with a completely ridiculous lesson. ]

I was hungry late last night and wanted a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. [ Ordinarily, he would just make one himself, but not at 3am. ] Didn't feel like going to the kitchen. So the closet gave me this. This is wrong. Which means there are people out there from other worlds thinking this is how it's done. [ ...as though the correct technique for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches was of high importance to them... ]

[ So he's asked the closet for a jar of peanut butter, a jar of jelly, and a loaf of bread. He props his phone up and proceeds to make it the correct way, with the peanut butter on both sides of the bread and the jelly in the middle. ] You put the jelly between the peanut butter, otherwise it's gonna soak through the bread.

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[deathlessness]

[she nods with a small smile.]

I can't say I'm familiar, I'm afraid.

[widows_kiss]

[ Don't make it so easy for her then, Kurt. ]

Needs more chocolate.

[startingpoint]

About a month. This isn't all I've done with my free time, though. [ But what else is he gonna be doing at midnight? More patrols? ]

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Whatever you wanna believe, Jane.

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It's an easy sandwich to make and take with you when you're traveling.

[ Not that any of them travel here, though, so. ]

You should try it. [ But not from the closet. ] I can make you one in the kitchen.

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[ He also knows she's just enjoying herself by being contrary. Or so he suspects. And he can play along. ]

No, I don't think so. They may have made some changes, but it's not the right way.

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[ Well, that's impressive, he has to admit. ]

Your dad sounds like a good man. Is he here with you?

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[ Well now, she's definitely intrigued him. ]

Chocolate Instead of jelly?

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Grape. Definitely grape. It's a classic. [ He could probably be okay with strawberry jelly in a pinch, but grape is his preference. ]

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[ Plenty of people have been teasing him, and he was expecting it so he doesn't mind the comment at all. ]

It's not anal when you're right. And how is the jelly soaking into the bread a good thing?

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[ Finally some appreciation. ]

I'm trying to. The simple pleasures around here are important. They should be right.

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[agentxthirteen]

[ Her reply is to turn off the comm. When she turns it back on, she has two loaves of bread displayed on her desk, a cutting board, a butter knife, and a jar of jelly. One loaf of bread is white. The other wheat. She holds up the white bread. ]

This kind of bread is soft enough to benefit from your method, but this - [ She holds up the wheat bread. ] This is wrong. This needs to be softened up a little. I.e., but some jelly on that thing.

And don't get jelly that you didn't think of it and I did, Kurt.

[ There may soon be some people wishing Sharon hadn't come back to Wonderland. But the puns are worth it. ]

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[plutonicideals]

Nope. It's just me and a couple of my friends.

My dad's a really good guy, though. I bet you'd like him. Everyone likes him.

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[ Alright, she knows her stuff, he can admit that. She does actually tug a smirk out of him with the pun. ]

I don't usually like to eat bark with my sandwiches, so I always eat white bread.

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With no adults from your world? [ There are adults here, of course, plenty of them. But that doesn't mean these kids are being looked after. ] Who's keeping an eye on you?

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[plutonicideals]

No adults from my world. But there's lots of people keeping an eye on us because everyone here is really nice! And I can definitely take care of myself, too.

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[agentxthirteen]

You don't eat bark at all? That is... such a weird diet. Everybody else eats bark, Kurt. Don't you think you should do it, too?

[ She rolls her eyes. ]

Kidding. White is better than wheat, definitely. Whole grain is the real devil, though.

[ingenii]

It sounds like you might need to test them.

[saved]

You're really specific about your peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, huh? See strawberry's where it's at or some funky berry like a blackberry. They create some tasty jellies. You can't limit yourself, man.

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I believe you like being pinned by me.

[widows_kiss]

[ She smirks. ]

Well, if you're going that route, you might as well make it nutella instead.

[deathlessness]

I would like that.

[And not just because she likes people making her food! She needs to know these things for taking care of her niece who is eventually going to be old enough for a PB&J phase.]

I can come down now?

[mulletrock]

Go ahead and share with the class. I'll give you the late night trips since there's not a lot of roaming room to work with.

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What do you do around here to stay busy?

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What makes you think that?