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Aug. 26th, 2012 05:56 pm
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This place is severely lacking in mysteries to solve.
It's actually disappointing!
I can't deduce the reason for it. The only thing I can think is that people are keeping all the mysteries to themselves.
Because I find it hard to believe that there are no missing bric-a-brac or strange, unsettling parts of the mansion that need investigation.

Normally I wouldn't complain, but I'm bored out of my skull! And as much as I love baking, I'm somewhat reluctant to take up the spoon again. Cooking up a thousand confectioneries tends to drain on one's desire to work around the kitchen, as you might imagine.

So would someone throw me a bone here? This Gum-shoe is in dire need of work!
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Huh. I'm not... honestly sure what to make of this. ((Anyone outside might have seen Jake walking along, before he looked happy, now he just looks confused.))

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Alright everyone ive a little inquiry for you.
So lets say someone died. Yes that is kind of tragic but lets say you absolutely undeniably detested them probably more so than you can really put into words.
But you wouldnt wish them dead. Or at least i wouldnt wish them dead thatd be ungentlemanly!!! Maybe i would the confabbed bastard after all the horseshit he pulled.
I should be glad!!! Or it seems like the inappropriately appropriate response.
Oh nuts im getting off topic. Im not even entirely sure what im trying to ask here.

Perhaps i just need a little insight on how to properly hate a fellow. Yes! Thats exactly what i want or at least i think that is.



By the by jane i think theres something of dire importance that we need to cover in the most asap of manners possible.
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D --> Greetings fellow trolls and inferior sentient beings
D --> Unless I am grossly mistaken this is my second public missive
D --> My name is Equius Zahhak
D --> I am a noble blueblood of the planet Alternia
D --> I apologize for any potential prior impropriety on my part
D --> Until recently I was de100ded as to the reality of the situation
D --> I have since come to a%cept the una%ceptable
D --> I have been taken captive by this
D --> Wonderland
D --> As such I have made it my goal to seek out allies
D --> Are there any amongst you who would consider themselves nobility
D --> I believe we have much in common
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[today on channel Wonderland: Finn Hudson eating his body weight in food.

when the screen flickers on, a (rapidly expanding) teenage boy seems to be in the process of fitting an entire McGangbang into his mouth while nursing a half-eaten Double Down on his knee. empty bags of Cheetos and Doritos and flavoured crisps litter the duvet, remnants crushed into the fabric, boxes of Sour Patch Kids seem to make a pillow at the end of the bed, and there's smears of mustard and mayonnaise over the walls and Finn's mouth and nose.

honestly, it's all a bit revolting.]

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Aug. 4th, 2012 11:15 pm
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[...and that was when you were assaulted (with 'assaulted' being broad in definition, myriad variations including being hit by, stalked by, turned around and seeing them waiting, I'd say attacked by but nobody comes to mind as a good target) by a smuppet. It was as if a really quick and deft puppeteer was really damn bored.]

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Aug. 5th, 2012 12:27 am
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[Wherever this boredom comes from, Loki wants to get rid of it. It constantly nags at him, treathening to do things to his mind that he really would not approve of. So Loki finally heads to the library, almost in somekind of panic.

The first thing he does when entering the library is climbing into one of the higher bookcases to get his hands on the two thick books on the left. After that he recklessly jumps down, both books under his arms and heads for a comfortable chair.

His stomach is growling but he really cannot care. Not right now, these books were of great importance.]
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Jake, why on earth do you have a goat?

OH WELL! I wanted to see if the closet thing worked and a goat was the first thing that came to mind!!

I... see. You do know he's eating the comforter, right?

Psshhaaww, he's probably just hungry! Mini-me has it all taken care of, rest assured. Anyhoo, check this out!

[ Jane sets her baby down next to baby!Jake, and walks off screen to see just what all the fuss was about.

This leaves, of course, the babies, who are doing their baby thing---which happens to include Jake, bless his soul, climbing on top of the goat. The goat, who of course was an evil, baby-snatching goat, on par with any adventure movie villain...picks up baby Jane by the back of her shirt and starts trotting off with the two of them, disappearing off into the hall somewhere.

The actual Jake and Jane are occupied for a few minutes, until Jane turns to check on the babies...to find that the babies are no longer there. SHIT!!! ]


Jake! Oh my goodness, the babies are gone!

Gone, you say--Aw, horse shit!!!!

[ The feed shuts off as Jane hurriedly grabs her device, and the two of them go off to try and find the two missing children--Only they cant, and oh shit what are they going to do!? ]

Ah...has anyone, by chance, seen two babies and a goat running about? We can't seem to find them anywhere!

[ ooc: We don't have anyone lined up to find the goat, so if you'd like to just get in touch with us! Oh, and feel free to run into the two of them while they're out and about, trying to find the babies. ]
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[With all the brouhaha that's been going on, Evelyn didn't quite notice her older brother's disappearance until after she'd woken up from that dreadful affliction in Wonderland called being dead. Lacking sibling support is one of the things making recovery that much more difficult.

It was nothing, really.

Your standard slit-throat-and-heart-removal. Evie barely remembers it happening: for an instant, there was pain, but it was like something out of a bad dream.

Since then, she's been spending a lot less time reading and a lot more time thinking. Even now, she can be found at one of the library's window seats, arms around her knees, cat occasionally venturing into her presence.

If you're not wandering through the bookshelves in her area, you might muse over the text she's decided to send today.
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Good friends are really very hard to come by.


[And now she's learned this the painful way.]

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Jul. 8th, 2012 08:05 pm
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[ So after trying (and failing) to get in touch with her pals, Jane takes the time to poke around the mansion a little.  Nosing around and wishing she had her detective gear along with her. It would make this Sleuthing a lot more fun! Still, though, this place wasn't her house, and it didn't really look...well, like she expected the game to look. ]

Aww shucks,

[ She would ask something along the lines of 'Why can't I seem to connect to pesterchum, and where are my friends?' but what a silly question that would be. Instead, she settles on the more general. After all, her first order of business is figuring out where she is! ] 

this isn't what I was expecting at all! :(
Has anyone, by chance, seen a house lying around?
I don't mean this rather lavish mansion, either.
Now, I do realize this isn’t all that conventional a question, but I’m certain it should be here!
Unless, of course, something went awry right before I entered the game.
I wouldn’t be all that surprised if something had, given how the day’s been...
Still, this is a rather peculiar predicament I've found myself in, isn't it?
It seems I can't get in touch with my pals, either!

[ 'Peculiar predicament' is the understatement of the century, but still. ]  

Hoo boy, if anything, this certainly requires some serious sleuthing.
So! If you'll give me a moment here to see if I can find a fedora, I’ll get this case underway.
In the meantime, does anyone have any clues?
And on that note,
is there anyone even here?

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