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entranceway2017-02-14 06:20 pm
wickedwest) wrote in entranceway2017-02-14 06:20 pm
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[Good morning Wonderland. At approximately 9AM this morning, a bicycle materializes out of thin air and crashes in the woods somewhere.
About half an hour later, the person responsible realizes that maybe that wasn't the best way to get rid of something and decides to address the network about it. So here's Zelena, looking like she really doesn't want to talk about this, but is going to anyway]
If you were out in the woods today and got hit by a bicycle, I suppose I owe you an apology. Decided to do some early spring cleaning, and...well, probably could've picked a better way to do it, but it's too late for that now.
[She smirks, an attempt at humor to go with an apology she doesn't really feel the need to give, but you know, there you go. She tried. And apparently that counts! Or at least that's what she's been led to believe.]
And if you weren't concussed this morning and actually want the damn thing, by all means, take it.
[Not like she wants to deal with it anymore. Especially not today, no thank you.]
About half an hour later, the person responsible realizes that maybe that wasn't the best way to get rid of something and decides to address the network about it. So here's Zelena, looking like she really doesn't want to talk about this, but is going to anyway]
If you were out in the woods today and got hit by a bicycle, I suppose I owe you an apology. Decided to do some early spring cleaning, and...well, probably could've picked a better way to do it, but it's too late for that now.
[She smirks, an attempt at humor to go with an apology she doesn't really feel the need to give, but you know, there you go. She tried. And apparently that counts! Or at least that's what she's been led to believe.]
And if you weren't concussed this morning and actually want the damn thing, by all means, take it.
[Not like she wants to deal with it anymore. Especially not today, no thank you.]
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That's one way to get rid of clutter. Should we be on the lookout for anything else?
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[The rest of it she just...well, not so much put away as moved to the other side of the room so it looks like an attempt was made.]
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[He frowns momentarily, then smirks.]
Please don't throw that.
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[She is so not a fan of cars. Why the magic users back home use them is beyond her. Just teleport around. It's safer and you don't need insurance or to worry about a seatbelt or any of that nonsense.]
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[There's a reason he insists on people wearing seatbelts when he's in a car with them.]
Though that'd be even more so if you plan on throwing a car. Anyway, why exactly did you throw a bicycle?
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[There's an attempt at adding humor to the situation. Sort of.]
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What was wrong with the bike?
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[See...pretty much everything she's ever done in canon.]
And like I said, I didn't want it. Don't have much use for things from back home cluttering up my room.
[Which isn't an answer, but does give an important clue about the bike's whole deal at least.]
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So, what, back home you went on bike tours? [He's trying to get to the bottom of this, because there still seems to be a huge step from getting a bike to throwing a bike into the forest.]
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[She'll just continue to bring up her dislike of cars.]
But yes, I used it back home. Other places too.
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[He's come across weirder.]
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[Or the last place she went to. No, definitely not.]
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Sounds like you went through a storybook.
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[They exist, that's about it.]
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[Now, that's just quaint.]
Who lives in a place like that, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?
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[She is dead serious here.]
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She a jerk or are you just on the wrong side? I don't mind, I'll side with you either way. You throw around bikes.
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[Hating Snow White was more her sister's thing anyway.]
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What did the dwarves do to you?
[This is turning out more interesting than expected.]
...I am so sorry for this
[Yet she considers them somehow worse than munchkins despite this. The mysteries of Once Upon A Time and it's questionable writing never cease.]
don't be, I love it
[Where does he even go from here?]
How are you on gnomes? Ever kick any over?
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[As opposed to everything else she's saying.]
So, how wicked are you?
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[No more erasing people from existence and all that.]
Still the wickedest witch I know, for what it's worth.
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[Just saying it as it is.]
What's the story, what makes you so wicked? Or made. We're in the same boat, I've been cutting back too.
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