Well, mostly it was about the things I really enjoy, the things that tend to get overlooked at a funeral. I wanted my friends to remember how I lived, not how I died. The stupid things like how many slices of pizza I could eat at a single meal or my favorite author being Mark Twain.

I didn't want people to be sad because I was gone. And there was this website gave me the idea and, well, it seemed like a good idea. Even if a lot of people thought it was morbid or creepy.

[Bart pauses for a bit.]

To be honest, it was probably one of my better ideas. Which might tell you how good those ideas are.