I suppose it's only fair to say that Kara warned me of a few alternate versions I might want to be prepared for. Not that I feel very prepared. Can you even be prepared for something like this? I mean, sure, I've done enough stuff to know that there's this whole multiverse, but things tend to stay similar and...

[He breaks off, realizing if he keeps talking he'll blur the words together or something else equally embarrassing.]

Well, it's not like I really had a lot of time to know my grandfather. I met him less than a year ago.