And you actually believed me.

[They're giving up on the ruse. It is tempting, sure, to stick with it - to see what else they can make this kid believe about gigantic groupers from beyond the gates of Hades - but it's probably not gonna get funnier than this.

So they just start laughing.]

I was just fishing for a reaction, and you delivered in spades. What, did you think a portal to Hell just popped open and this massive tuna came strolling out?