No deaths to speak of to report.

[ though by all rights, he should've died well over a century ago— but that was back in the real world, not here in wonderland where death is dictated by an entirely different set of metaphysical laws. (not that doc fully comprehends all that.) ]

Though might I suggest callin' it somethin' other than a death watch. Sounds like you're tryin' to keep an eye on an antsy prisoner with nothin' else to loose.