[Boris sniffs back and tries to look haughty and UNPERTURBED. but why don't you like him pig-sempai.]

That's awesome! I knew anyone who liked pigs couldn't be as bad as everyone thought. [The Duchess is officially good people. And when she finds out this was Sam's doing, he'll be even better people than he already was.] Getting your eyes back must've really helped you- you're the first event announcement we've had that wasn't a riddle!