[Alice is so excited that she's practically vibrating with glee, bouncing on her heels.]

Oh my gosh, she's so cute! Hello, Mew Mew! It's so nice to meet you! You're so cute I love your little nose...oh my goodness and I bet you have the best toe beans!

[Alice coos like this for several minutes. All cats deserve such praise and babytalk.]

You know, for a little while I had a cat here as well. I named her Dinah the Second, but I'm not sure what happened to her after I got stuck on Mirror Side all those years ago...

[It's probably been almost fifteen by now.]