[She must have been very good this year. Santa brought her a dipshit to fuck with.]
You chose the name "John Doe" as your fake name. If you really wanted to go generic, you would have went with John Smith. If you really wanted to not get caught you would have picked something common, but not so obviously common. James Griffin or something. But no. You went with something obvious. So you're making a statement.
My guess? You've died, or came very close to that. Probably as a teenager. You blame your former friends and loved ones for it, and you don't want them to know you're back, not until you're ready. You're violent, probably planning some sort of revenge, and from a world of superheroes and villains.
[It's impossible to miss the satisfaction in her tone as she adds:]
That's from just talking to you once. Would you like me to tell you what five minutes of research have turned up?
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You chose the name "John Doe" as your fake name. If you really wanted to go generic, you would have went with John Smith. If you really wanted to not get caught you would have picked something common, but not so obviously common. James Griffin or something. But no. You went with something obvious. So you're making a statement.
My guess? You've died, or came very close to that. Probably as a teenager. You blame your former friends and loved ones for it, and you don't want them to know you're back, not until you're ready. You're violent, probably planning some sort of revenge, and from a world of superheroes and villains.
[It's impossible to miss the satisfaction in her tone as she adds:]
That's from just talking to you once. Would you like me to tell you what five minutes of research have turned up?