[Man some day Seth would not find it part of his amusement to poke at the bears, but today was not that day. Especially not with another cop in the place. Not that he minded the last one but this one isn't nearly as pretty.]

Let's see... one, there's no cops here. I mean, you're all here but it means about as much as all the assholes threatening to blow us up. Words but likely not going to get you far here.

As for how much like a fairy tale it is, think less tales and more true stories of fairies. Like always trying to lure you to your death. That's a lot more Wonderland than Disney was.

Where it is? Good question. Some people have been here half a decade and I don't think they're closer to an answer than anyone else. If it helps, they freeze your life so whatever hell or heaven you were in the middle of? Will be waiting for you when you get back.

How? Another question of the huge list of them, but it comforts some people.

[Obviously from his tone, he's not one of them.]

Name's Seth Gecko, and good luck, Detective Gordon. Everyone here needs it.