[ It's hard to figure out what to say whenever he sees one of these newcomer videos, which is why he usually doesn't respond to them. 'Welcome to Wonderland' feels like a huge piece of bullshit because this place isn't one he'd ever feel welcomed to, and it had done many wrong to many people. It could be better than hell, but you know. Humans are never satisfied. ]

Uh, hey. I'm Mondo Oowada. What do ya wanna know 'bout this place? I haven't been here all that long, but I guess I know some stuff.

[ Not that many, but definitely more than someone who just arrived, and probably some useful pointers? He's not against sharing some with her since she seems harmless. Only 'seems', because trusting people here can be such a seesaw game for him. At one point he was feeling more open to trusting, and then one event fucked him over and he didn't know what to think anymore. At the very least, he doesn't want to dismiss a possible ally right off bat, so he'll entertain her and judge as they go. ]