Yikes. No thanks. Sorry your zombies are like that. Ours can be. If they don't eat brains for over a month.

[ And she'll just go ahead and reassure Georgia now. ]

I make sure and eat twice a month, I have a stockpile in my freezer, and if the closets ever stop permanently working there's a....contingency plan in place.

[ Which is that someone will kill her, she'll come back normal and they can all hope the closets are working again by the time she's back. If not, rinse and repeat. ]