I've never been in a real prison, but sure, like prison. And I only wish I could grant you one of the most awesome brownies I've ever eaten. You should probably talk to Snow White. I met her and she's awesome and she bakes things.

[ Casual name drop. ]

Here's the thing. Uh...some people have been here for over five years and have never left. Some people are here for five days and disappear. But the really good news is that time doesn't move while we're here, so no one will ever know you left home.