Technically you didn't give me any choices.

[Sunburst, it's this kind of pedantry that makes it hard for others to relate to you. ]

Given the mansion is full of vampires, zombies and assorted others who happen to look human, but get insulted when you call them as such, I find it's always better to not assume.

[He glances down at himself, then back at the screen. ]

But I am a unicorn-shaped thing. On account of me being a unicorn.