"So this place has favourites to bump off? I don't think that'd be a comforting thing. It's like being the most popular kid in school, but knowing the popular kid gets sacrificed to some volcano god or something."

He grimaces, because yup. Sounds about right.

"Yeaaah they don't really stop when you set 'em on fire. All you end up with is a Flaming Walker- which is less of a fun sounding cocktail and more burning horror death," god they had a bunch of those to clear up back home. "Don't worry, I'll show you how do it properly, so if it happens, you're less likely to die."