Location: Home of the Manotaurs, the Man Cave is a naturally occurring cave that's filled with all things manly. There's a gym and a foosball table, other sports related and fighting stuff, a giant gong, lots of bones lying around, and, of course, a PAIN HOLE. That's exactly what it sounds like. You put your hand in and you experience PAIN.

No closets. It's way more manly to throw your clothes on the floor and HUNT YOUR FOOD. LIKE MEN.

That being said, music from a certain icelandic pop group can be heard faintly throughout the caves.

Direction: South Southwest, one entrance is through a hole in the Prime Kindergarten