It's a partner dance, Sherlock. You're going to have to bear with me just a little bit.

[And stop acting like a five year old.]

Your right hand goes here-

[She gestures to the bottom of her left shoulder blade.]

-and I have to hold onto your elbow.

[For convenience's sake, the narration will provide examples.

Go on, then. Touch the lady. She won't bite, for Heaven's sake.]