[ Ding ding ding. But getting into America's (lack of) sex life is opening a whole can of worms that no one wants or cares about.

Now he can't quite meet her eyes. He glances off to the side and starts chewing on one of his fingernails. It looks like he's already bitten off the nail and some of the skin to his thumb and is now anxiously working on the other fingers. ]

I know a lot of things, but I dunno how useful they're gonna be to you in futureland. I can shoot pretty well. I can cook. Um... aside from that, probably not a whole lot you'd find useful here.