[As if the tail, and the fins, and the scales doesn't give that part away. Underneath the psychedelic paint job and the big, cutesy eyes is a mythical creature.
Can it breathe fire? Adam seriously fucking hopes not, or at least that it doesn't while he's standing here, now having finished feeding the thing and being sniffed by it. Why is he still standing here? He should be in a padded room right about now. ]
Now... what?
[There's nothing like talking to a monster to make you second guess your place in life.]
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[As if the tail, and the fins, and the scales doesn't give that part away. Underneath the psychedelic paint job and the big, cutesy eyes is a mythical creature.
Can it breathe fire? Adam seriously fucking hopes not, or at least that it doesn't while he's standing here, now having finished feeding the thing and being sniffed by it. Why is he still standing here? He should be in a padded room right about now. ]
Now... what?
[There's nothing like talking to a monster to make you second guess your place in life.]