[ Success. Actually no, shit, opposite of success. OH WELL.

Unfortunately for all of Wonderland, America will forever confuse Tom with Dean. Tom has basically become the Canada of Jensen Ackles: destined to be confused for his more well-known, bolder face twin. ]

I'm America! The one, the only, and the best! Country in human form. I have this whole spiel explainin' it, but that's gist of it.