[ Now, Will has a vague recollection of a Captain Kirk that largely involves a lot of male eyeshadow, air kicks, and people in rubber suits. On the other, this guy doesn't look like William Shatner and cases can be made about the malleability of fiction where a place called Wonderland is concerned. ]

You might not want to seek out authorities. You're in Wonderland, and if there are threats about heads rolling, this is the one place I wouldn't take them lightly. Or figuratively.