[ One of the messages catches the drunken eyes of a semi-literate trash bag who stares blearily at the words for several long seconds, then very carefully tries to hand his bottle of alcoholic abomination through the glass. It's a miserable failure and clatters to the floor on the mirror side.
So he scrawls in pink... something: ]
I TRIED 2 GIV DRINK FREE SAMPL
ALIES | CUSTOMRS = BY THINGS STRING CHEEEEESE VODKA U PAY TEETH / DEAD COINS
WILL PAY U TEETH 2 GO OTHER SIDE + NOT TRADE PLACES CUZ ALFIE = ❤ SQUISHY FEELS CAN ALSO RENT OUT SQUIDDLES HE IS HARD WERKR WERKS 4 MILK + END OF HUMANS
CUM 2 DONNYS BAR + DINER SOUP OF DAY: PANCAKE DRINK OF DAY: GASOLEEN
[ He then tries to draw an advertisement but it somehow becomes this. ]
why;
So he scrawls in pink... something: ]
I TRIED 2 GIV DRINK FREE SAMPL
ALIES | CUSTOMRS = BY THINGS
STRING CHEEEEESE VODKA U PAY TEETH / DEAD COINS
WILL PAY U TEETH 2 GO OTHER SIDE + NOT TRADE PLACES CUZ ALFIE = ❤ SQUISHY FEELS
CAN ALSO RENT OUT SQUIDDLES HE IS HARD WERKR WERKS 4 MILK + END OF HUMANS
CUM 2 DONNYS BAR + DINER
SOUP OF DAY: PANCAKE
DRINK OF DAY: GASOLEEN
[ He then tries to draw an advertisement but it somehow becomes this. ]