[He tries to shake off his negative emotions for the sake of not making conversation unpleasant. Luckily, he has a lot of practice faking it, and manages to turn a small smile at the welcome.]

I've been to a version of Wonderland before, and while I didn't receive a pamphlet [likely it's lost in the mess of the room he destroyed upon waking up here] I've gotten a briefing about the way a few things work around here. Closets, for example.