[Would he notice? The answer is, probably not. He wasn't very observant of the world around him on the best of days. Buuut that's not the answer he's going to give Dipper.]

Well, of course they don't think that - it sounds completely nuts. But you'd think if there was something like that causing trouble, somebody would've noticed by now. Besides, what would it even mean that he's on a bunch of money? What's he up to, some kind of-- [He snickers, unable to resist.] --pyramid scheme?