[Hey, if someone's dumb enough to actually try and buy the Brooklyn Bridge, then they deserve to have Stan run off with several thousand dollars of their money and skip town.

...Not that he's done that or anything. Nope. You can't prove a thing!]

Eh. I wanted to see that they had. And what they had is a bunch of junk that's not worth even a half a second of a memory.

[That's not entirely true, but Stan learned a long time ago that the single most unbelievable answer you can give anyone is "nothing". Plus, the spirit of it's true - he doesn't want anything mucking around with his head if he can avoid it. Trouble is, he's not sure he'll be able to avoid it forever if he ever wants to get him and the kids out of here.]