[Maybe you're walking down the hall on your way to your room, the diner, the library; maybe you're taking a stroll in the gardens, or along the beach, it doesn't matter much because there he is.
The biggest douche in the universe. Turning the charm up to eleven, or thirty three or seven thousand, five hundred and sixty eight, whatever it takes, there Prince Charming is. He has to get answers somehow, right? So there he is, kind of sticking out like a sore thumb in a tuxedo, with a disarming smile on his incredibly, almost (specifically, actually) fairy tale-esque attractive face.]
Well, hello. I don't suppose someone as beautiful as you might be willing to help me out?
[Okay, so it's not his best work but he went from a wedding to Wonderland, cut him some slack.]
Event throwback.
[Everybody remembers the time Castiel made everything awful and ate a ton of burgers on the network, right? Because that's what came back this time.
Except instead of burgers, Charming found himself an empty room, opened the closet and just let an endless pile of money and jewels and other assorted treasures pour out.
So he could roll around in them.
Because you can't get sex from a closet and this is funnier.
You've just stumbled upon said man rolling around in treasure. What do you do.]
Prince Charming | Fables
[Maybe you're walking down the hall on your way to your room, the diner, the library; maybe you're taking a stroll in the gardens, or along the beach, it doesn't matter much because there he is.
The biggest douche in the universe.Turning the charm up to eleven, or thirty three or seven thousand, five hundred and sixty eight, whatever it takes, there Prince Charming is. He has to get answers somehow, right? So there he is, kind of sticking out like a sore thumb in a tuxedo, with a disarming smile on his incredibly, almost (specifically, actually) fairy tale-esque attractive face.]Well, hello. I don't suppose someone as beautiful as you might be willing to help me out?
[Okay, so it's not his best work but he went from a wedding to Wonderland, cut him some slack.]
Event throwback.
[Everybody remembers the time Castiel made everything awful and ate a ton of burgers on the network, right? Because that's what came back this time.
Except instead of burgers, Charming found himself an empty room, opened the closet and just let an endless pile of money and jewels and other assorted treasures pour out.
So he could roll around in them.
Because you can't get sex from a closet and this is funnier.You've just stumbled upon said man rolling around in treasure. What do you do.]