[ There's nothing wrong with his hygiene, he's dating a prissy Tevinter.

Lucky for you, he's also very accustomed to sarcasm. ]

Yes, but those are temporary annoyances at best. Very lively, at least. We could all be hooked up to some archaic device that's draining the life out of us or bound in a ward by blood mages and invaded by demons. Or stuck in nightmares with giant spiders. I'm just saying, all things considered, their farming methods are rather inspired in comparison. They give us magical replicating closet and a giant house instead.

Although the Mirror-portal things are rather worrisome. There are some nasty pieces of work over there.