The closets are the off-brand store, so to speak. You might say you get what you pay for, which in the case of not paying anything at all means a bit of a hit and miss thing.
Say you ask for a dog, you've got a particular one in mind. Slim chance you'll get exactly the one you pictured, but on a good day it's the right breed. Similar one, at least. Entirely different one if you're not so lucky, and if you're really not lucky at all, then it's a plush dog. Or a hot dog. The vendors deliver with a bit more precision, down to colour pattern and temperament. Somebody even did a study on it once, I think, some statistical breakdown of what you ask for versus what you get. But you already know that people get bored here.
Right, and shockingly logic actually factors into this one as well: If you want something bigger than your closet door, then you'll have to go somewhere that isn't limited by a door. So now you know who to turn to for that elephant you've always wanted.
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Say you ask for a dog, you've got a particular one in mind. Slim chance you'll get exactly the one you pictured, but on a good day it's the right breed. Similar one, at least. Entirely different one if you're not so lucky, and if you're really not lucky at all, then it's a plush dog. Or a hot dog. The vendors deliver with a bit more precision, down to colour pattern and temperament. Somebody even did a study on it once, I think, some statistical breakdown of what you ask for versus what you get. But you already know that people get bored here.
Right, and shockingly logic actually factors into this one as well: If you want something bigger than your closet door, then you'll have to go somewhere that isn't limited by a door. So now you know who to turn to for that elephant you've always wanted.